Stupid Human Body With Its STUPID HUMAN MAINTENANCE

i wanna be talked to like most people talk to dogs and be puppy.

“oh my gosh, hi! hi doggy! what’s your name? it’s nice to meet you!”

“oh, you wanna go outside? yeah? yeah? (bends down, patting legs) let’s go outside, come on!”

“ay, stop digging in the garden, you’ll mess up the carrots! silly boy, get outta there!”

“who’s a good boy? you? are you a good boy? yeah, you are!”

“my pretty, pretty pup! what a cute puppy you are, my cute puppy! (head pats)”

“gimme that pen over there, please. wow, what a smart pup, thank you very much!”

arf arf, bark bark bark, woof woof. bark bark bark, woof woof, bark. arf arf bark bark, woof, bark. chomp chomp?

rebark if you agree.

Say “healing your inner child” and no one bats an eye say “age regression” and society goes wild…SOCIETY

Do other therians have those times where ur just like. Today is feeling DOG

*pacing around in circles like a dog* it’s fine it’s fine it’s sssoooooo fine i’m normal

i told my fwend i’m an age regwessor….. they don care !!! they still lov meeee !!!!! :D

checklists for littles! :3

sometimes self care is hard for littles, or maybe they just do better with a to-do list like i do! i thought i'd post my personal checklists, maybe it'll help someone out :3c

Morning

▢ Brush teeth

▢ Put clothes on

▢ Brush/style hair

▢ Eat breakfast

▢ Take any vitamins or medications

▢ Pack backpack (if you go to school like i do!)

▢ Make the bed

Afternoon/Evening

▢ Eat lunch

▢ Do homework (if you have some)

▢ Read for a little bit (i always try to read at least a chapter or two, i have adhd so its hard for me to read for periods of time)

▢ Have some fun time! (color a picture, listen to music, whatever you want to do!)

▢ Do any chores

▢ Spend some time outside

▢ Eat some snacks (and have a cool little drink with it!)

Night

▢ Pick up toys/clean up room

▢ Brush teeth

▢ Get into jammies

▢ Put on lotion

▢ Write about day (for older littles!)

▢ Take melatonin/vitamins/medications

▢ Call/text cg

▢ Paci time

everyone's routines are going to look a little different but here are some basic ideas if you're trying to build one or looking to improve yours. hope this helps!

oh the joys of being a closeted regressor

No i don't have a gift for you i say as my tail wags very very very fast

damn girl you really make me wanna sit at the door with my tail between my legs and whine for you to come back (dog rizz)