LET me on the bed i promise i wont lay on top of you and squish u under my big dog weight please ple please please let me up i promise i'll lay only on a fair amount of bed for me and not take up all the space :3 please pleas (lying)
“You are safe, my baby. You’re warm and safe and so loved, everything will be okay”
i love my paci.
sucksucksucksucksucksucksucksucksucksucksucksucksucksu
come on little one, it’s bed time :). mama’s gonna tuck you into bed so you’re all snuggled, give you your favorite plushie, and read you a bedtime story until you drift off into peaceful sleep
goodnight precious ♡
play games with me? play games with me? games? play games? with me? play games with me?
I am big scary wolf
i'm gonna tear off your arms and eat your organs and-
oh
hold on
yes
pet me
petpetpetpet
auhgjejekjd hehehe
alterhuman because autism, alterhuman because queer, alterhuman because misanthrope, alterhuman because angry at society, alterhuman because other mental illness, alterhuman because
Oh too be able to wrap my big fluffy tail around my partner during a hug would just be so wonderful
wags my stupid fucking tail. whatever
GUYS GUYS GUYS WE’RE PUTTING UP OUR TREE AND I HAVE HOT COCOA AND CANDY CANES AND WE’RE LISTENING TO CHRISTMAS MUSIC AND. I think I’m a prophet :0 Because I very vividly see a future where I’m approximately 1 candy cane big guys. DID YOU GUYS KNOW I LIKE CHRISTMAS???
I think it’s funny how sometimes I get so irritated that my mind decides I have to be 8 years old to calm down