so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop
i can’t believe that they cut this scene in the movie??
Draco: father will be hearing about this
Harry: …
Harry: we’re writing our wedding invitations
Draco: yes he will be so pleased
“I didn’t even say anything?!?!?..”
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Draco, in the smallest of booty shorts and stilettos: I SURE HOPE POTTER *strikes a pose* ISN’T UNDER HIS INVISIBILITY CLOAK *strikes another pose* OR IS SPYING ON ME.
hp!au where hermione wasn’t talking about ginny
okay but honestly I WAS GONNA GO TO BED EARLY BUT IM TOO MUCH OF A DRARRY TRASHCAN FOR THAT
Imagine Draco being so stupidly smart that Harry’s favorite activity is putting on dumb game shows and watching Draco get every question right.
Imagine Draco writing Harry notes with the most obscure quotes ever on them but they’re all rlly pretty and romantic but sOMETIMES the vocabulary is way too difficult for Harry and so Harry is all “Again. In /English/”
Imagine Draco being fluent in four languages and mediocre and three more. iMAGINE DRACO SWITCHING BETWEEN LANGUAGES. Like, he loves going on angry tirades in Italian because it sounds better.
Imagine Harry using Draco as his go-to encyclopedia because asking Hermione a question just results in lectures but Draco just answers the question directly and hangs up.
Imagine Draco knowing exactly what each flower symbolizes.
Imagine Harry being so ridiculously smitten and proud of Draco that he’s always saying “Oh im sure my boyfriend could tell you. He’s vry smart.”
Imagine “Let me ask my boyfriend” being one of Harry’s most common phrases.
Imagine Draco having multiple scripts memorized and cuddling harry and kissing him while reciting the enTIRE Romeo and Juliet balcony scene.
IMAGINE GENIUS DRACO. BECAUSE ITS CANON. AND HIS SMARTS NEED TO BE IN MORE DRARRY FICS.
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