My Favorite Kind Of Fanfics Are “canon Divergence” Because It’s Always Like Handing Back A Reviewed

James: Hey Remus I need some advice-

Remus, immediately: Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to add, you measure that shit with your heart

James: Right, Okay…. See I actually had something else in mind..

Ok but Draco and Harry would totally know so much about each other from the amount they watched one another at school and like

Draco making sure to have treacle tart for dessert the first time he cooks Harry dinner

Harry making Draco’s coffee exactly right in the morning (all the way down to the excessive amount of sugar)

Draco putting Harry’s fork on the left, because he uses it in his left hand despite being right handed 

Harry automatically handing Draco the paper, because he likes to read it with his coffee

And neither of them would mention it or make a big deal of it, but they couldn’t deny the warm feeling they both got because they just know each other

just shut up, Jk Rowling

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i’m still PISSED about harry potter leaving draco to die because “oh boo hoo there aren’t enough seats in this minivan someone has to stay behind” like you fool. you fucking fool. i’ve ridden to walmart and back in an 11-person shuttle seating 17 people just bc i didn’t wanna wait to get some skim milk. are you really telling me that you couldn’t put a dude in the trunk for the sake of getting away from a collapsing island? you worried about not having enough seat belts??? people died bc of your poor minivan management skills, harry

Harry: Didn't you hate as a child when they sent you to bed without dinner?

Ron: What? No? I always had dinner

Harry: Even when you did something wrong?

Ron: Yes...

Draco: Harry doesn't know how normal families work. His aunt and uncle even hugged their son in public! Imagine that! The embarrassment!

Ron:... Okay. You two are my sons now

Being a writer means having like 5 baby name websites bookmarked, a very suspicious browser history, and a vast amount of knowledge about seemingly random topics like when stop lights were invented or how much blood you can loose before passing out.

Harry: Hey Draco, guess what this shirt is made out of.

Draco, rolling his eyes: We’ve been dating for years, Potter. I know it’s boyfriend materi—

Harry, getting down on one knee: Wrong. It’s husband material.

lucius malfoy joined the death eaters for the aesthetic and has been slowly backing out of that life choice ever since