I KNOW CHRISTMAS IS OVER BUT HERE BRUCE AND JASON ANGST RAHHHHHH

wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

I would pick lime green, black and blue.

Saw this on Twitter. What 3 potions would you drink?

I would take brown, white, and yellow!

RIP to the student that dares to mess with Yuu, hope getting eaten by a literal god is the way you want to leave this world.

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Random Student: Hey, Yuu can I have your help with something?

Mc: Sure I can help.

RS: Great, come with me. We have to be in the forest as we have to get something from there.

Mc: Ok, let’s go!

*Deep in the forest without Grim* RS: *Pulls out magic pen and looks at Mc* Mc: So what are we looking for

RS: *Points pen at Mc* Nothing you magicless idiot!

Prince: Grrrr ahhhsgavshbshffsjvehsuhsbs

RS: Shut up you cat! *Turns to look at Prince* RS: What! Ahahaha, make your cat stop.

Mc: Mmm... Nope

Prince: *Eats the student* ———

Non-Human students: I have felt some has angered Cthulhu... We need to leave.

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The student was never seen again and Mc acts like everything is normal. Non human students now have fear of prince.

*overblot happen

Dr. Bright : "Bring the machete canon (i think it named that) !

Everyone : "no !"

Floyd : yes !

Yes that would happen, along with the first years yelling different answers.

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Who is playing Kingdom Hearts 3, got Memory of Memories and is watching someone play Kingdom Hearts? Me! So that’s what have sparked the idea of Yuu being a keyblade wilder(along with the fanfics I have found with this crossover)

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Yuu grew up on Density Island with the trio. So with the four of them on a mission Yuu got hit by a spell that made go unconscious. Next thing they know they are in a world called Twisted Wonderland at a school named Night Raven College, with no gummie phone or ship or anyone that knows about other worlds.

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Mc was not able to be placed in a dorm as they fit all forms and none at the same time. They somehow got Grim to be a student with them so now they are a dorm leader and must go to the meetings.

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Defeating overblots like it’s a heartless or nobody.

Ace: Yuu what the hell is that?

Mc: It’s a keyblade.

Ace: A what?

Crowley: A keyblade wilder!

Mc: I don’t trust you Crow man!

Ace: How did you deflate ob with such ease?!?

Mc: This is like another Tuesday.

Deuce: What do you do for this to be normal?

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Mc at dorm leader meetings would be the best thing ever. They would yell at the other dorm leaders about no inviting Malleus and even give off random facts about different worlds they visited that the Great Seven lived in.

Riddle: That ends my report on what Heartslabyul has been doing.

Crowley: Great job as always Mr. Roseheart. Now Yuu please give us Ramshackle’s report.

Mc: Grim almost lit Ramshackle on fire again, the first years almost died from another overblot again. That’s it, just the normal stuff.

Crowley: Good job Yuu, anything else that happened?

Mc: Oh yeah! I had a nightmare about the Witch of Thorns trying to kill me and my friends again!

Vil: Again? As in another nightmare or she actually tried to kill you and the dream was trauma?

Mc: I can’t tell you.

Azul: How are you still alive?

Mc: I don’t know.

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Diasomnia would invite Mc over to training session, the down side is that they have said to everyone that they refuse to go full out. So Mc can’t cast spells or use any cool ability’s, but after ever match they make sure to use a cure spell on their partner. They also have sea salt ice cream after training and offer other people some.

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Couch Vargas being impressed that someone like looks like they could could be thrown halfway across campus is so strong and athletic. Like mc can jump 10-15 feet straight in the air, glide, role doge, air doge, jump off walls and run up walls. The only problem they face in gym is the brooms, as they have flown with pixie dust but a broom never.

Mc: *Looking at the broom in their hands*

Jack: What’s the matter Yuu?

Mc: I have flown with pixie dust.. but never a broom. Is it the same as flying with pixie dust or totally different.

Lilia: *suddenly appears* fufufu. I am impressed as most people it is the opposite. But not for the one who holds a keyblade.

Mc: That doesn’t answer my question.

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Crewel is really close to not letting Mc in the potion room again. Not that they are reckless no it because they seem to have ingredients in their pockets, and somehow they pull out a healing potion? Mc you are passing potion class but how do they have a potion in their pocket when they have never brew a potion before!?!?

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They all become overprotective of mc when one day heartless and nobody’s attack nrc. Mc was the one that ran towards the fight as everyone ran away. Did they get hit a couple times? Yes. Did they stand back up and go back to fighting? Yes. Everyone is shocked with just how powerful Mc is with magic and fighting, and knowing they do this almost everyday with people/things stronger then them. Everyone knows Mc can hold their own they still try to keep Mc safe as possible after the attack.

[this is pretty long and if you don't know what tloz is you're free to ignore!!]

Hey! I had an The Legend of Zelda brainrot recently and i was thinking, what if MC was a hylia? Specifically from ocarina of time or breath of the wild?

Maybe they're also aquainted with the champions(i don't remember if the term champion goes for ocarina of time as well) + Link and princess Zelda so they always brag about them and talk a lot about all of the realms there.

They also like to show off their sheikah slate/magic ocarina (let's pretend the princess entrusted those to MC for the sake of the plot) to the others, along with their fighting skills.

How would they react?

Btw you're free to ignore if i'm bothering you!! Your writings are so good!!(≧▽≦)

Mc was close friends with the champions, along with Link and Zelda. Mc grew up along side the duo, they trained physical with Link and their magic with Princess Zelda. Mc was given the title of champion and one of the princess personal knights or what ever Link is called. After the champions lost and Link was given the blow the knocked him out, princess Zelda gave Mc the role to protect Link when he rests. She gave them her sheikah slate for the time being and to become Links guide for when he awakes.

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Mc was minding their business when they were taken to Twisted Wonderland let’s say 50 years before Links awakens.

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Ace: Yuu aren’t you from another world?

Mc: Yes.

Ace: So in your world do you have faes?

Mc: No we don’t.

Deuce: Then why are your ears pointy, like a fae?

Mc: I’m a hylia!

Ace: That is?

Mc: I’m a hylia!

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Yuu starts training with the rest of Diasomnia for fun and to be strong when Link will need them.

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Mc: That was really fun thank you for letting me join!

Sebek: You should try out to be one of my masters knights.

Mc: I am a champion for my princess, so no.

Sebek: Then you left her side to come here? What kind of guard would leave their master!?!

Mc: Well unlike you I am well aware that the one I protect can keep their head above water themselves! I was also given a mission to protect someone how is even more powerful that we will need soon!

Sebek: The where are they?

Mc: In my world... Link... w-w-what if he wakes up? And I-I-I'm not there to help him?

Lilia: Yuu whats the matter?

Mc: It's been 50 years since all of the deaths of the champions, Link most likely has memory loss and I have the sheikah slate to help him get them back.

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Over time Mc become more open about what happened and started to get more daring and fearless.

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I live Bitch

Crowley can go fuck himself

But for some reason apart of me still loves the angry crow man

*something mildly inconvenient happens*

Crowley: