Shout Out To All The Guys That Are Not The Girls They Ought To Be

Iykyk but please don't spoil it in the tags. Context (Watch only after voting if you're clueless)

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Just an FYI, while I absolutely understand why people are fleeing from Twitter and that it will be worse than before as Elon Musk changes things, I am still going to bite Twitter users. If you don't change your default profile pic, start posting bs discourse, push for a visible follower count, or God Forbid algorithm fed content, I am going to start biting. I will not be nice

Brain worms

+shitpost of my two gender envies from this game

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I shall call shark mermaid friend of Azul and the twins Bridget! So that’s her name now.

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The Octavinelle trio just send Bridget random object they find around. Jade sends photos of mountains with descriptions on the back mainly mushrooms tho. Floyd being Floyd sends anything he can get his hands on while I can see Azul looking for objects that have meaning.

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The trio doesn’t care that she is vegetarian doesn’t make her any less Bridget. The same loveable idiot they met as kids. A cute white shark that couldn’t hurt a fly even if she wanted to.

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How I see her visiting is by the leech talking (read as threatening) Crowley to let her visit. And oh boy I can tell you one thing about that visit is it was wild.

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Hiking with Jade at three in the morning till one in the afternoon all while still looking energetic for more fun stuff to do. Chasing after ADeuce+Grim+Mc with Floyd as they try to talk with the four of them, they do end up becoming friends with Bridget after Floyd threatened them and they got to know her, only to realize she’s nothing like the oct trio. Azul letting her eat as much food as she wishes at Mostro Lounge (ofc it’s vegetarian). All four of them would go shopping for new items for her ever growing collation of human object/trinkets.

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It was all a nice visit with Bridget and her childhood friends, one day she will have to come back and visit them. It will be sooner than she thinks as the leech twins and Azul have enough black mail on Crowley to allow it. Bridget has no clue as the trio wants it if she finds out she would put an end to it and she wouldn’t be able to come to NCR to visit them anymore. It’s not like any of them would tell her and neither would Crowley.

So it all started when Yuu has to stay after school for cleaning duty, nothing can hurt Yuu as long as they have Takeo with them

Well no one expect when putting something back into the supply closet a mirror in the corner glowed

Not enough to light up the whole room but enough to shine though the cloth draped over it and catch Yuu’s attention

Well Yuu may be smart but like any person they walked up to the mirror and uncover it and something makes the child want to touch it

Letting their small fingers hover over the untouched surface and letting out a breath the child didn’t know they were holding in

Clutching Takeo harder in their opposite arm they let their fingers draw lines in the layers of dust and than finely placing their whole hand on the glass

Everything went dark and fear fell onto the small ability user as they thought they had fallen for another organization trap

Blah blah the entrance shit that happens and I’m to lazy to write it

As Crowley pushed the child in front of the Dark Mirror

“State thy name.”

“Yuu Sakunosuke.”

“Thy shape of soul is.... nothing”

“Come again?”

“I do not sense a hit of magic.”

“Then let me take their place I can do magic! See”

Yuu sits there like -_- please they just want to go back home stop lighting this place on fire you dumb cat

After Grim was taken care of before anything could happen Yuu looks the mirror dead in the eyes

“Take me back home.”

“I can not as thy dose not have a home in this world.”

“Pardon/What!?”

Well Crowley tells them they can now be a janitor and live in ramshackle dorm until they find away back

“You do know I’m a child right? If you don‘t look after me or the conditions of the dorm isn’t kept up that’s child abuse and negligence.”

Crowley then let’s the dorms go and take Yuu to their new home

Anyways they find Grim and stuff happens after that

I felt bad about Mike Flanagan not being included so I decided to make another poll.

Inspired by @ktlsyrtis 's poll.

Please, please, please reblog this so it reaches the widest audience possible.

Also sorry if I'm not the only one who's done another poll.

hello!! can i please request a relationship hcs with silver + reader (gn)? thank you!!

A/N: Sure! Here are a few fluffy and mildly-angsty headcannons for our precious sleeping beauty. I hope you like it!

Warning: Spoilers for Silver's background!

Silver is a gentle soul. He is a good at active listening, and very observant of his surroundings. His overall goal is to become strong; however, his father raised him to believe kindness and peace are strengths in their own right.

Because of this, Silver is a very patient and considerate lover. Not a day goes by where he does not wish his partner good morning and good night. He cherishes his time and loved ones, so he goes out of his way to see them at least once a day.

He is a slow-burn at first. With his main social circle stemming from childhood, Silver does not have any experience with romance. He is not entirely oblivious. He recognizes that how he feels towards his 'friend' is special and unlike his other peers. However, Silver needs plenty of time to adjust. The pining phase is like a 200k slow-burn fanfiction, with his father being the target audience. Lilia knows his son like a book, and unfortunately (for Silver) does like to meddle.

His partner definetly receives a talk from Lilia when the relationship goes beyond puppy-love. It's nothing threatening, because the man trusts his son's judgement. Silver also would not choose to be with someone his father did not like. The talk is still serious, and is about how you are Silver's first human family. The one he will likely grow old with, laugh with, share burdens, and perhaps be bound to (if you are into that. Lilia would also love some g-babies but no pressure). Silver will cherish you for his entire life, and knowing that you will do the same is a giant weight off of his father's heart. Lilia may drip with sarcasm ninety-percent of the time, but entrusting his son's heart to you is not joke.

When in love, Silver becomes more emotive. Your relationship brings him closer to Malleus since his lord often asks about it. Genuine curiosity from his liege turns into investment, and Malleus senses how much more cheerful Silver becomes when speaking of you. The way his lips curve when your name passes through them, or how he asks his animal friends to pick wildflowers for you.

What seals the deal for Malleus is that Silver will no longer fret if he disappears, because he believes you are watching over his master. There is still Sebeck on his tail, yet on occasion Silver will encourage Malleus' late-night walks so that he can join in.

Oh yeah. You need the Sebeck seal of approval. Believe it or not, that is a necessity (just praise waka-sama and it'll work out)

Silver wants to train you in the sword-arts, and encourages forces you to join the equestrian club as well. When you became his lover, your status moved on to par with Malleus (I know, crazy).

Here's the thing though. Malleus is all-powerful. You play with twigs in the backyard, and pretend to water bend the rain. Obviously, there is a different kind of anxiety in his gut. You need to learn to fight and ride horse-back, or living in Briar Valley is a death sentence.

He enjoys using your lap as a pillow. His 'curse,' isn't so bad in this scenario...

Uses old-fashioned nicknames. He borrowed a few romance novels from the library back when figuring out his feelings. Get ready to quake when the words, " Good Morning, my love," become the first thing you hear every day

Yes. Yes, he knows what he is doing. He's inexperienced, not daft

Silver...does not have a last name. He's considered taking 'Vanrouge,' but it hasn't felt entirely right. When in love, he finds himself fitting your last name in his title.

Sir Silver _____, Knight of Draconia. Son of Count Vanrouge. General of Briar Valley.

Definetly has a nice ring to it, yeah?

Can we have Howl! Reader-chan from moving castle? Like the reason that Reader-chan didn't enter any dorms because she don't have soul the reason? Well she sold to Calcifer the fire demon in exchange? Protection so the Wich won't catch her. You don't need to write about it, it's okay have nice day/night

I'm about to say something dangerous but I've sadly never seen Howl's moving castle, it's been on my list for years but March break is coming up so yeah. Sorry.