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A lil louder for the people at the back please
(gonna make this a sticker soon once I'm done battling the printer)
sunflowers and kisses to counter all the ice and snowflakes (^ v ^)
(more of these two from here and here and here <3)
UPDATE!!! (-^ O ^-) time for the dough to chill while i go eat some PIZZA! WOOO!!! keep sending those requests! hehe! <3 <3 <3 <3
I want to bake you each a cookie!!! (^ w ^) <3 <3 <3
(O w O) hey fam!!! <3 <3 <3 it’s the most baking~est time of year!!! (for me anyway! hahaha! XD) and i really want to spread some sugar based joy around!!! (-^ O ^-) i got warmed up the other day with a big batch of traditional chocolate chip (under the supervision of Steevie and Q!) but it’s time to step things up and get to the real holiday cookie business!!!!
i love to give cookies and sweets as gifts, but it’s not something i can mail~ STILL!!! i’d like to make one for everybody i can!!! (^ O ^) so between now and tomorrow at noon (PST!) please send me your sugar cookie requests (off Anon) and i’ll make one special for you!!! <3 <3 <3 i have HUNDREDS of cookie cutters! like… (O __O) SO MANY!!! but the major themes are “holiday”, “ninja” (i have ninjabread men! XD), “cute animal”, and “random” (of which… there are some TRULY random shapes! HAHAHAHAH!!!) so please!!! (O w O) send me an Ask with the category of cookie you’d like me to make for you and i will @ everybody who sent a request in the photos of the finished cookies!!! (-^ w ^-)
i will also post my family’s recipe later! (-^ O ^-) it’s just a basic sugar cookie recipe~ but i’d like to share it with anybody who’s never had them before! <3
so a very, very happy holidays to everybody! even if yours are a little messed up (as mine are!) and things aren’t exactly picture perfect with your family (as mine certainly isn’t!) lets all find ways to enjoy our time together and to treat ourselves and each other with kindness! (-^ w ^-) sometimes, if you don’t spoil yourself, nobody else will! so go out and do something nice just for you! and then go do something nice for someone else too! spread the love! <3
happy boops boops to all who celebrate
this stuff is good stuff <3 <3 <3 <3
Inspirational WTNV tweets
And they call it puppy love: Eddie Redmayne with adoptable pup at Kelly & Michael Live studios in Manhattan Nov. 6, 2014. (Eddie is spoken for.)
I’m getting more ambitious with my plant witch gifs!
the thing is that they're so fascinated by sex, they love sex, they can't imagine a world without sex - they need sex to sell things, they need sex to be part of their personality, they need sex to prove their power - but they hate sex. they are disgusted by it.
sex is the only thing that holds their attention, and it is also the thing that can never be discussed directly.
you can't tell a child the normal names for parts of their body, that's sexual in nature, because the body isn't a body, it's a vessel of sex. it doesn't matter that it's been proven in studies (over and over) that kids need to know the names of their genitals; that they internalize sexual shame at a very young age and know it's 'dirty' to have a body; that it overwhelmingly protects children for them to have the correct words to communicate with. what matters is that they're sexual organs. what matters is that it freaks them out to think about kids having body parts - which only exist in the context of sex.
it's gross to talk about a period or how to check for cancer in a testicle or breast. that is nasty, illicit. there will be no pain meds for harsh medical procedures, just because they feature a cervix.
but they will put out an ad of you scantily-clad. you will sell their cars for them, because you have abs, a body. you will drip sex. you will ooze it, like a goo. like you were put on this planet to secrete wealth into their open palms.
they will hit you with that same palm. it will be disgusting that you like leather or leashes, but they will put their movie characters in leather and latex. it will be wrong of you to want sexual freedom, but they will mark their success in the number of people they bed.
they will crow that it's inappropriate for children so there will be no lessons on how to properly apply a condom, even to teens. it's teaching them the wrong things. no lessons on the diversity of sexual organ growth, none on how to obtain consent properly, none on how to recognize when you feel unsafe in your body. if you are a teenager, you have probably already been sexualized at some point in your life. you will have seen someone also-your-age who is splashed across a tv screen or a magazine or married to someone three times your age. you will watch people pull their hair into pigtails so they look like you. so that they can be sexy because of youth. one of the most common pornography searches involves newly-18 young women. girls. the words "barely legal," a hiss of glass sand over your skin.
barely legal. there are bills in place that will not allow people to feel safe in their own bodies. there are people working so hard to punish any person for having sex in a way that isn't god-fearing and submissive. heteronormative. the sex has to be at their feet, on your knees, your eyes wet. when was the first time you saw another person crying in pornography and thought - okay but for real. she looks super unhappy. later, when you are unhappy, you will close your eyes and ignore the feeling and act the role you have been taught to keep playing. they will punish the sex workers, remove the places they can practice their trade safely. they will then make casual jokes about how they sexually harass their nanny.
and they love sex but they hate that you're having sex. you need to have their ornamental, perfunctory, dispassionate sex. so you can't kiss your girlfriend in the bible belt because it is gross to have sex with someone of the same gender. so you can't get your tubes tied in new england because you might change your mind. so you can't get admit you were sexual assaulted because real men don't get hurt, you should be grateful. you cannot handle your own body, you cannot handle the risks involved, let other people decide that for you. you aren't ready yet.
but they need you to have sex because you need to have kids. at 15, you are old enough to parent. you are not old enough to hear the word fuck too many times on television.
they are horrified by sex and they never stop talking about it, thinking about it, making everything unnecessarily preverted. the saying - a thief thinks everyone steals. they stand up at their podiums and they look out at the crowd and they sign a bill into place that makes sexwork even more unsafe and they stand up and smile and sign a bill that makes gender-affirming care illegal and they get up and they shrug their shoulders and write don't say gay and they get up, and they make the world about sex, but this horrible, plastic vision of it that they have. this wretched, emotionless thing that holds so much weight it's staggering. they put their whole spine behind it and they push and they say it's normal!
this horrible world they live in. disgusted and also obsessed.
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