Try And Fail To Do A Kick Flip On A Skateboard In Front Of A Police Car, That'll Show Em

Okay I tried it with Bonesaw and stumped him too, no way in hell was he getting Shatterbird

i like worm characters so obscure that i consistently stump the akinator

Why am I haunted by ideas and plots and concepts for fics but feel no motivation to open my computer and do something about it, what is wrong with me, I can't even read other fanfic at this point without outlining and theorizing all in my head for stuff, why do I tell myself every night "you'll write tomorrow" and then never do.

After making that X Files post my feed became filled with Buffy the Vampire Slayer discourse, I have not even seen the show. Though now I'm tempted, no one told me the lead actress was the same as Daphne from the Scooby Doo movie..

And so goes Godrick, weak foe indeed.

I *did* die 2-3 times to the Crucible Knight on the cliffs behind the west wall, really doesnt let up on the assault, but I also think I'm ready for the Stormhill Evergaol now!

\o/

Welp, I suppose I've overleveled and gotten too much experience fighting more relentless enemies.

Margit is down without a single death, praise the sun!

Just got into an argument with my mother about DEI and "whites no longer being the majority".

This is a woman who is actively critical of the current administration and sees what President Musk and the Grifter-in-Chief are doing as unconstitutional.

This is a woman who voted for Kamala Harris 4 months ago.

I think America remains fucked even if we can oust the goddamn Nazis.

I wish I had the money to live on my own, or the friends and connections to at least move out away from my parents. This sucks, sorry for the rant.

I need you to understand that when I say "comments are appreciated!" I mean that I will reply to every one of them. I mean that an email with an ao3 notification has a higher priority than a message from my mother. I mean that I will have entire discussions in the comment section if you're up for it. Message me on tumblr and I will have the same discussions on an even more unhinged level. I will dissect entire personalities and ships and fictional political structures and worldbuilding with you. I will become your new best friend. You already ARE my new best friend. At the last battle, I would raise Anduril and say "For my ao3 readers" while a single tears rolls down my cheek, and dive into the fray. I would upload from beyond the grave if someone asked about the next chapter

damn... am i really so afraid of commitment that I can't even read a fanfic over 100k words anymore for fear ill spend all my time reading it rather than doing productive things?

I used to just, not sleep or do other things and just read fic all day, so why guilt, why you here

Having seen Iron Pineapples review of Nightreign. Game looks cool, not 40$ cool. But I look forward to Elden Ring mods adding in the new content back into the game I actually wanna play.

(I expect to have a similar opinion about Dusk Bloods.)

emily is lwk so real for that