Why Do People Insist On Fighting In Pretty Places? They Should Just Duel With Sabers In A Parking Garage

Why do people insist on fighting in pretty places? They should just duel with sabers in a parking garage like adults.

Les Ardennes, Belgium

Les ardennes, Belgium

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Follow for the same picture of a rock every day

Follow For The Same Picture Of A Rock Every Day

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Follow for the same picture of a rock every day

Follow For The Same Picture Of A Rock Every Day

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I can never get good photos of the moon, it makes me sad. But then there are plenty of other people who can take photos of the moon so that's good.

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I'm allergic to crabs, I substitute old bay and the flag. One time as a small child I saw a sign for live crabs, and something about asking at the counter, and so I was like "can we go and ask to look at the crabs?" And they let us look at the crabs, it was great.

continually awed by how american states function like separate countries

I held back on getting my gender changed in the state of Georgia because it required filing a court case and appearing before a judge to prove that I had transitioned enough to warrant calling myself male on my documents. there was a strong possibility they could deny me because I hadn't undergone any type of surgery (a requirement under Georgia law that is waived only sometimes), despite passing as male 100% of the time.

this morning I went to the Maryland vehicle administration building and they had a touch screen with buttons that said "male" and "female."

I paused and asked the lady "I can choose male, right?" and she looked at me (again, I'm just some guy with a beard) (and I think she misheard me) and she was like "Oh! Do you want to be female now?" I said no, my Georgia license (directly in front of her) says female, they wouldn't let me change it, can I be male now?

she said to just pick whichever I wanted. I got my updated license in 5 minutes.

Another Of The Waterfalls Coming Down Stokkfjellet. Very Surprised That This One Does Not Seem To Have
Another Of The Waterfalls Coming Down Stokkfjellet. Very Surprised That This One Does Not Seem To Have
Another Of The Waterfalls Coming Down Stokkfjellet. Very Surprised That This One Does Not Seem To Have
Another Of The Waterfalls Coming Down Stokkfjellet. Very Surprised That This One Does Not Seem To Have

Another of the waterfalls coming down Stokkfjellet. Very surprised that this one does not seem to have a name.

I am so fucking tired of when I say a massive casualty figure people just say "yeah" like it's fucking ok to have 20-70,000,000 people die in a war that no one's ever heard of and isn't even called a war half the time. Like it's fucking ok that 2 million people died in the american civil war.

Indont get what everyone's fetish is with death. There's no fucking glory in in death, no honor or pride to be had in killing people. All dying accomplishes is leaving behind broken people. People who ask you to stop doing that are contemptible, naive. There's no other way to solve our problems but war. Yes there fucking is. You've had so many fucking chances and every single fucking time no one does it. They have to murder or oppress or hold onto useless desert for fucking sentimentality I guess. Oh, I killed millions of people who didn't have anything to with whatever I set out to do? Oh well, at least I got to make my own drawing on a map. I left a minefield and an unknown number of whatever else that will kill civilians long after whatever I was fighting over means nothing (it didn't mean anything to begin with but I guess I'll humor you)? That's fine. Let's just force a bunch of children to fight each other, then take a video of them being terrified of a military uniform and call them fucking cowards for being traumatized after watching their friends die. PH, you have money? Then you don't have to go, definitely not a feudal levy system, no siree. We just force marginalized groups and poor people to fight wars while the rich people get to sit at home and complain about not having chocolate. Even our war heroes don't think there's glory in war. The reason Audie Murphy jumped on that tank was because they were hurting his friends, it was vengeance. The day you earn a medal of honor is often described as the worst day of your life.

One time I had something that I thought was very simple set up. One of the players was absent so I thought I'd make a cool little quest for them to go on once they finished the one they were on by setting up a trap to send the absent player to the Astral plane once they walked through the door to a vault.

They refused to cut and run (with the copious amount of gold that they would have gotten) and spent a huge amount of time doing perception checks on things that weren't hiding anything. They rolled four nat 1s in a row, so they went temporarily blind and God explained a few things.

So then they went to the Astral plane and got the party member back and one of them got a rabbit made of sand as a familiar. So all in all it went pretty well I guess.

TTRPG Sunday~~~ 🧚🏻‍♀🧝🏻‍♂🧙🏻‍♂

TTRPG Sunday~~~ 🧚🏻‍♀🧝🏻‍♂🧙🏻‍♂

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Maryland vs peta

Maryland Vs Peta

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Mourning those friendships where you kinda just gradually grew apart and you don't know how to rekindle that friendship

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phoneticallypneumonicpteradactyl - times new roman 12 is the best font
times new roman 12 is the best font

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