Virgil: Suck A Dick Roman, I Have Remus Now.

Virgil: Suck a dick Roman, I have Remus now.

Roman: *starts crying*

Virgil: He has no dick to suck

Roman: *brust into laughter*

Virgil referring to Remus : he won't stop fucking them, and then he'll fuck me. Oh my god

Young Patton: We have to save Logan. Now if blue's clues has taught me anything, we should keep our eyes open for paw print.

Young Roman: And maybe a pepper shaker!

Young Patton: ...

Young Roman: His wife's kinda a bitch, I'm pretty sure she was seeing another shaker.

Young Remus: *laughing in the background*

Young Virgil: You get paprika from salt and pepper.

Young Remus: THAT HO WAS CHEATING!

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4 years ago

This is adorable. Also is it just me or does Janus look like if Scar from the lion king was a house cat.

This Drawing Of Virgil And His Cats Represents My Near Future A Fanart For Amazing @kkachi35 ! She Created

This drawing of Virgil and his cats represents my near future A fanart for amazing @kkachi35 ! She created Sanders sides AU where other sides are cats, except Virgil and Thomas and I think it’s just so adorable I couldn’t resist drawing some nice cuddle time Hope you like it! :,) @thatsthat24

5 years ago
Kind Of Belated, But Happy Pride Y’all :)

kind of belated, but Happy Pride y’all :)

5 years ago

Random thought, But Thomas Sanders like Disney, and in Disney there's Ratatouille that has Remi the main character and his brother Emile and Thomas has two characters named Emile and Remi... coincidence I think not

I don't know what I'm doing with my life please help

4 years ago
‪Put A Corg In It.‬

‪Put a corg in it.‬

‪Suggested by AmaviSmith on Twitch.‬

4 years ago

CHEEZITS

CHEEZITS
5 years ago
I Think I'm Going To Work On Making Backgrounds For Things, I Seem To Be Better At That Then Drawing

I think I'm going to work on making backgrounds for things, I seem to be better at that then drawing people and animals. What are the background are for? No clue


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5 years ago

Guy, why can't we be respectful to other. It's dumb to hate each other because of something as insignificant as a ship. If your going to be rude to others, get a brain and grow up. Please and thank you.

“[ ] shippers aren’t human”

Shut the fuck up, shut up shut up shut up, shut the fuck up.

5 years ago

I think 1 is a lie

Try to hind the lie

I've microwave metal bowls, multiple times, without them blowing up

I've I thought I was a vampire when I was younger

I have a high pain tolerance

@

Post two truths and a lie. See who gets the right answer first.

I was tagged for @deakysgurl thank u hun <3 I think that the 3rd its the false!

I decided to do another post bc that one was super long lol.

I’m have an issue with maths

I usually have long nails

I used to read a lot when I was younger

Tag time! @someartperson @bethanyann64 @zestysexmachinefromzanzibar @ilygwilym @cxpaldi @mephisto92

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Hi. I go by Phoenyx now, Nyx for short. I prefer they/them pronouns, but I also go by she/her.

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