Remus: Well In Sexual Sinarios Logic Gets Thrown Out The Window

My new kittens

Roman: I can't remember what I ate yesterday

Remus: I can't fucking remember when I at yesterday

Both: wait I don't eat

Both: Stop copying me

Both: Deciet is a hore

Both: *fuses*

Virgil: What the fuck is going on

The king: I understand everything now, Virgil.

The king: I am the bitch Butches start and end with me I am all that is bitch

Virgil: Hey thanks before not being an ass back there

Remus: *Pretends to be a dog and try to bite Virgil*

Virgil: GET YOUR FUCKING DOG DUDE

Deciet: He don't bite

Virgil: *Trys not get bit* Bitch we both know he fucking do

kind of belated, but Happy Pride y’all :)

Me: *Sees art and starts crying*

Me: *Tries figuring out why I'm crying*

Me: Either it's A. really good work or B. Im just pathetic and am crying for no reason.

Its C. All of the above.

Its always C.

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

Roman: are you a big spoon or a little spoon

Virgil: I'm a knife

Later:

Roman: *Runs while carrying Virgil*

Patton: What do you have there?

Roman: A KNIFE

Patton: NNNOOO!

GIVE THESE THE BOYS A HUG

Petition to give Roman and/or Logan a hug