I HAVE A FOOTBALL GAME (marching Band) ON HALLOWEEN AND IT SUCKS BUT IG IT DOESN'T RLLY MATTER 'CAUSE

RAHHHHHHHHH

i somehow managed to bruise my hand in a way that makes no sense how,,

omgosh you're so right :o

my tummy hurts and i can't tell if it's sick hurt or hungry hurt or what but either way i hate it

All summoning spells summon a baby. You need to raise it to adulthood before it can do anything. The duration is unchanged.

Reading a Terry Pratchett book is literally just: Here's a funny little joke Here's something that you can tell is a joke but don't get and will only figure out five years later Here's a surprisingly cool fantasy concept Here's a unique and well written simile Here's a lil guy Here's something that has aged depressingly well into the modern day Here's something that has aged remarkably queer into the modern day Here's a character that you can barely understand what he's saying Here is the most terrifying and deeply disturbing concept you have ever heard, casually mentioned Here is the dumbest fucking pun you've ever heard but in the best way Here is a quote so profound that it makes you view morality and the world in a different way Here is a plot twist that you can't tell if it's genius or stupid Congratulations! You've finished the book! It has fundamentally changed you as a person and you will never be the same!

i move into my college dorm today and i already know that the second i get back from doing colour guard intro stuff (getting my uniform, meeting everyone else, etc) i'mma have a mental breakdown in my room

*calling your colleague voluptuous* *begging him for kisses* *bouncing on it (his lap, while manifesting a goal)* yeah. checks out. just a normal day at the office for them

🦉 dismantle systems of oppression 🦉

I'M SO FUCKING IN LOVE WITH RORONOA ZORO IN BOTH THE ANIME AND THE LIVE ACTION Y'ALL DON'T EVEN KNOW I'M GOING TO SCREAM (i have a whole folder in my photo gallery that's just mackenyu arata)

i haven't been on here in so long what've i missed