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Okay this comment I just came across deserves its own post. Imagine showing this to someone who's never used Tumblr and explaining why haikus are relevant in this context.

What You Want

Characters: CastielXReader ft. Sam and Dean Winchester

Word Count: 1578

A/N: Written for @thewhiterabbit42’s Disney Writing Challenge quote #1 from Beauty and the Beast: “I want to do something for her… but what?”/ “Well, there’s the usual things – flowers, chocolates, promises you don’t intend to keep…” You’re feeling down and Castiel wants to do something special for you. Fluff.

The blue-eyed seraph sighs. It’s not any old run of the mill lungful of lament. Rather, his ribcage expands and contracts expelling a celestial force gale wind to roil the adjacent air of the bunker’s library. The atmospheric onslaught ends in an aggravated thundering grumble of a particularly naughty Enochian curse that would make the high pontiff himself the Pope blush, but which, meaning incomprehensible to present company, flushes no flesh.

Seated downwind, hair ruffled in the frustrated gust, Sam peers up from his vantage point across the table and closes the cover of the lore book propped in the nook of his lanky stacked legs. He ponders his angelic friend’s blustery expression for a split second and tentatively asks, “You say something, Cas?”

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You Pray To Your Angel, Mine Prays To Me: Masterlist

Castiel is in Hell, and helps his master rule. Helps his master rule MY court, in MY King’s absense. Castiel hates the way his master looks at me, and it makes him even more determined to make me bow. But does Castiel really understand who he’s dealing with?

Warnings: Warnings: Demon!Dean, FallenAngel!Castiel, Non-con, Angst, Violence, Smut (18+ ONLY), Manipulation, AU-Canon Divergence, Torture, Dom/Sub tones

AN: Formerly posted on my ao3 account, but removed due to hiatus.

Chapter One: I Will Not Bow

Chapter Two: Obey

Chapter Three: The Beginings of Revenge

Chapter Four: Confrontation

Chapter Five: The Deal

Chapter Six: Sunday School Stories

Eventual Chapters: 

Chapter Seven [Unwritten]

Chapter Eight [Unwritten]

Chapter Nine [Unwritten]

Chapter Ten [Unwritten]

*THIS STORY IS CURRENTLY ON HIATUS*

Sometimes a Honda Odyssey is a metaphor for gay sex

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

PLEASE REBLOG

I’m considering coming out to my family as non-binary, and so today I brought up the subject of non-binary gendering/transgendering with my Dad as a casual conversational topic. He’s told me that if somebody is born a boy then they “should stay a fucking boy” and not trans to a girl or be a boy some days/girl other days/genderless other days.

I told him that I think gender identity should be something one can choose for themselves, and he says that nobody thinks like that and anybody who is trans/non-binary will just be shunned by every member of society they meet. He doesn’t think that people support n-b/t communities, because he doesn’t. He says to me that not staying one’s natural gender is wrong and against the point of being born a boy/girl.

Every person who reblogs this will have their URL written in a full-size writing book and when it is full I will show it to my father to illustrate to him the amount of people who believe that being non-binary is a valid gender identity.

Reblog to unleash this cat on your mutuals

shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

getting knocked up by a sword and giving birth to a litter of knives