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Best one shot I've ever read lmao

Thats how you do it.

It's "See how well you can follow instructions" time ya lil fuckers!!

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Apollo: *twirling his hair giggling* isn’t he cute!!

Rachel:that is a war criminal

Apollo:look he has more beige flags than red ones!!! He isn’t that baaad

Rachel:those flags are brown.. from dried up blood

Apollo:he called me cute *kicking his legs*

That Pharmacist is a Fae and doing Fae things for good

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

I'm so obsessed with this image

parallel between hickies and the creases on a books spine

MAKE PRETTY FIRE 🔥🔥🔥

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