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Oh boy, love this🙄. The pumping of my leg in first grade set off my teacher so much. one day she asked me to stay after class and when my mother came to pick me up. (Btw I lived in the neighborhood and it was standard  for me to walk home so, she made my mom panic about why I wasn’t home and then had the gall to be ‘inconvenienced’ by my mother being ‘late’ to pick me up, even though I told her I lived around the corner from the school.) She asked my mother right in front of me if I was being treated for a brain tumor. which of course gave me a panic attack because even though I was young, my dad was a nurse, so I knew what ‘tumor’ meant. Thanks Mrs. Dean. You should’ve retired ten years before I was born, you decrepit fossil.

Common phrases said to you before you realise you have Adhd

I’m not okay. 

PART 5/? of “Falling” (#fallingalicerovai)

Oh Crowley, what have you done?

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They never turned around they just showed off their asses

Motherhood is not specific to a race or nation. There is no proper religion to follow in order to be a mother. Motherhood is above all else it’s very own Creed.

Bullshit

- A Virgin

.....new crochet project accepted.

Snurtles.

Snail turtles. Snurtles.

omg ur mind

Posting this instead of the video about how nervous I am to be in a car with a stranger for 2 hours for my driving lesson.

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This guy’s stuff is fucking cool, man 😁👍book sculpts by @james_trevino on insta