My friend, after I showed them a fanfiction deeply rooted into my soul: I just cried so hard I threw up and you’re telling me you read this for enjoyment?
Me: I read fics like “A wolf’s heart by mizdiz” for breakfast and the entirety of “Kill your darlings by Messermoon” as a bedtime story, wimp.
(I say as tears run down my cheeks and I curl into a bawl in centre of the pit of darkness I call a bedroom)