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posts cats would make

Sigh. I crave intimate touch. And also sushi.

i'm trying to be the cool, hot, slightly intimidating butch older sister, but also very obviously the dog at a house party that sits between everyone's legs and everyone else pets absentmindedly while they talk to each other

“tits or ass?” thiiiiiiiighs. dreamy sigh. doesn’t matter how big or small, how muscular or chubby, doesn’t MATTER I will BITE THEM. CHOMP. you will have to pry me off with several peoples’ help. even then I’ll go kicking and screaming.

wait wait I got it! puts little faeries in shibari harnesses and clips them to my carabiner earrings so they dangle cutely ^_^

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plane tickets should be free for gay girls who need to sink their teeth into another girl

Someone did call us a petting zoo a few days ago. So many animals in that head.

Please consider: Trans girl petting zoo.

Hypnosis but calling it pet training and getting me to do cute little things like sitting for you and accepting treats and such

I would die for goth bridget

Goth Bridget redesign that I've meaning to do for like 2 years~

some days apparently there is just a puppy in charge for some reason and she likes barking