Pretty Sure I Read Somehwere That He Didn't Know About The First Bomb Until After It Was Dropped? Other

I'm super into pillows and blankets as a single, yearning lesbian. The blankets just feel like a warm hug from a pretty lady and the pillows feel like I'm laying on a girl's tummy or chest to rest while she does something else, absentmindedly rubbing my arm to comfort me to sleep.

If only it were actually a woman, and not just my pillows and blankets.

We've lost a lot to the onslaught of enshittification but I can think of none more brazen than Discord getting rid of the send button

Generous African Grey Parrot Shares Food Tokens With Another Parrot So They Can Both ‘Buy’ Walnut Treats

youre a singlet? in 2025? you have no alters? not even one? ur just one person in ur body? and ur not even therian or anything? ok... kinda scary but whatever

i love being a girl

that princesses attitude is a facade btw, what she wants more than anything is for her knight to push her against a wall with her hands held helplessly above her head while her knight makes out with her and slowly slips her hands under her—oh fuck what was i saying

Isn't that just a non goth bowsette?

You can always be horny about nintendo characters btw. It's always morally correct. Rule 34 is real and your dreams can come true

"i know you're still in there somewhere!" i mean yeah of course she is. i can hear her in my head and she's actually very much enjoying me possessing her. in fact our arrangement is quite arousing to her