Waking Up To See 8 New Tumblr Things In My Activity Feed Is Lowkey Terrifying

When do I get to join a transbian polycule and get passed around between girls?? It's getting very frustrating ngl

every girl should make out with alternate timeline versions of themselves

x reader? No thank you, I’m reading this fanfic to dissociate, actually. If i wanted to think about me, I’d— you know what, i got nothing here. I NEVER want to think about me.

Do you have a link for it maybe?

is your pfp a picrew?

It is :3

that princesses attitude is a facade btw, what she wants more than anything is for her knight to push her against a wall with her hands held helplessly above her head while her knight makes out with her and slowly slips her hands under her—oh fuck what was i saying

(clenches fist) theyre in love

im like a kitten, i need attention and i need to curl up next to you and i need you to pet me and tell me im cute

Horrible News: Local Catgirl still has to go buy food after travelling for 5 hours

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had a slice of warm buttered freshly baked bread

Death Note AU where hbomberguy makes a five hour long video about youtuber Light Yagami that's initially completely unrelated to the murders (Light would probably plagiarize or have really unhinged right-wing political takes if he was on youtube)

but halfway through he reveals that while researching he stumbled upon evidence that Light might be behind the Kira murders, and then spends like fourty minutes explaining the concept of a shinigami, an hour explaining how he thinks Light used one to commit murders, and then another hour explaining Light's ideology and why the concept of criminals being inherently evil is flawed

He finishes the video by addressing Light directly and telling him that he (Hbomberguy) had his name legally changed before uploading the video, to something that only he knows, making it impossible for Light to kill him