Kermit For Pope

Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

people think writers make good English teachers but the opposite is true. sixth grader asks why she can’t start a sentence with “and” and im like idk girlie grammar is a construct and language is a fluid gelatinous animal. people used to write “thou” and they were being totally unironic about it. start your sentences with an exclamation point for all i care. a+

in case anyone was forgetting what the church was all about

Ah, understandable.

Makes you very cute tho.

Fuck you *Turns into a tiny little bunny and scampers away*

"the boob on ich plague." -a german person with chest dysphoria.

I dont want people to find this

Isn't that just a non goth bowsette?

You can always be horny about nintendo characters btw. It's always morally correct. Rule 34 is real and your dreams can come true

it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations

i think a lot about how many dead discords i'm still in entirely out of hope that maybe one day we'll be able to speak again

One has to awawa if one is to survive in this bitch of an earth. Out loud. Right now. Awa with me

Asking a girl if she wants to make out and she nods excitedly then turns her head for you to kiss her cheek.