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the real true purpose of having a brain is to think about fictional characters

wait wait I got it! puts little faeries in shibari harnesses and clips them to my carabiner earrings so they dangle cutely ^_^

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When I was in eleventh grade my hs biology teacher talked about wolves and started explaining how the internal social hierarchy in wolf packs is based on strength and how they are lead by alpha wolves. I raised my hand and told her that was bullshit and when she didn't believe me I started quoting the national environmental protection org website to her, at which point she stopped argueing. After this incident my grades in the class were never as good as before.

when i was a kid i got a 90% on my kindergarten "what are your favorite things?" test because for the question "what is your favorite animal?" i wrote down "puma" and it got marked wrong because my teacher said a puma isnt even an animal its a kind of shoe

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pretty little subs that blush at praise, smile when you choke them, and sleep with stuffed animals have my whole entire heart at this point

coming onto tumblr and almost immediately across the endo/trauma syscourse is very fascinating bc like it's such a typical internet discourse? like a bunch of people making up words that don't mean anything just so they can get mad at people and play trauma olympics is so absurd you probably counld come up with it lol anyway don't let anyone tell you your experiences are not valid etc fuck sysmeds

Ah, understandable.

Makes you very cute tho.

Fuck you *Turns into a tiny little bunny and scampers away*

So you really like bondage and sensory deprivation, and you're keen on safewords and aftercare, and you have an oral fixation? No no, none of that is bad, I'm just saying you might be autistic on top of a freak.

This post is for ladies only. If you are a guy, GET out of here.

I bestow upon you this dagger. It is an ancient dagger. Use it wisely.

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a beautiful beegirl who runs a candle shop and she is. shes um. shes beesed to meet you.