Omg Wait I Never Posted Sentient Sapphic Sword Here????

Asking a girl if she wants to make out and she nods excitedly then turns her head for you to kiss her cheek.

i'm trying to be the cool, hot, slightly intimidating butch older sister, but also very obviously the dog at a house party that sits between everyone's legs and everyone else pets absentmindedly while they talk to each other

it should be socially acceptable to be princess carried everywhere

Date ideas for gay couples

- go shop lifting together

Mike’s flaccid lemonade

"arts and crafts" is so lame English should borrow the German word basteln. to bastel. you can borrow it. make your life easier.

IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A OUPPY 🐕 AND A KITTYS 🐈 TO BE FRIENDS?

sorry for biting you as affection it will happen again

girls when they lie on the internet