Latest Posts by phantomvalkyriee - Page 4
Let me make something clear: I do not care what war crimes she has or will commit. I am so fucking ride or die for Bo-Katan this season. You know how some people are about Anakin or Kylo? That's gonna be me. Oh she sent a basket of orphans to heaven? Well maybe she's the victim, have you thought of that?
Xena, the only “girlboss” I know.
young evil xena dismounting horses is very interesting to me for some reason…
modern xena and gabby would be such an annoying couple like you’d be like hey xena what have you been up to lately and she’d just be like ‘oh not much, gabrielle and I had some free time this weekend so we backpacked across three states, climbed a mountain and jumped off a waterfall, and stopped an armed robbery in a small town on the way back.“
meanwhile gabby is standing behind her in a crop top, her abs are staring at you & you’re just left standing there like “sometimes i walk up and down the stairs to the basement to do my laundry and I went to the gym once two weeks ago.”
I need a new tattoo, an orgasm, and a good nights sleep.
excuse me sir do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, xena: warrior princess
Kathryn Hahn and Florence Pugh WALKING
Me to my friends about like any female britcom celebrity
fuck i love katherine parkinson
chloe fineman i am asking for your hand in marriage
Better Call Saul is a story about a man undergoing multiple identity crises, selling out his morals in order to get ahead in a world that’s always kicking him down, but in doing so destroying so much of his soul that eventually he decides to become this clownish caricature of himself not only because it’s too painful to live as his real self, but because he no longer knows who the real him actually is anymore.
Breaking Bad is a show about a man who gets cancer and then develops the worst Main Character Syndrome of all time.
Favorite lawyers <3
I’m not lying when I say that all I’ve been able to think about lately is D’Arcy Carden
Head empty, just wishing Greta Gill would wink at me.
I THINK GRETA GILL
all y’all out here just realizing how hot d’arcy carden is while I’ve been sitting over here with heart eyes since miss thing popped into existence in that purple dress on the good place
who will cum first on the wedding night song of the year
Please someone send me a Beanie funny girl b*otleg I want to hear her sing the full show!!
other tv couples just aren’t doing what they do
watching multiverse of madness is not enough. i need to be murdered by the scarlet witch
reblog this to give a fresh mango to the person you reblogged this from. <3
Ella Hunt as Sue Gilbert in ‘Dickinson — Season 2 Trailer’
Lesbians will see a girl using a weapon expertly and lose all higher cognitive functioning for 5 min
#thinking… about kate bishop wearing a suit
yelena belova 🤝 wanda maximoff
having the cutest little nose scrunch
i wish all our trans women a happy international women's day
don’t let it happen again.