Pov: you're watching Agatha all along
modern xena and gabby would be such an annoying couple like you’d be like hey xena what have you been up to lately and she’d just be like ‘oh not much, gabrielle and I had some free time this weekend so we backpacked across three states, climbed a mountain and jumped off a waterfall, and stopped an armed robbery in a small town on the way back.“
meanwhile gabby is standing behind her in a crop top, her abs are staring at you & you’re just left standing there like “sometimes i walk up and down the stairs to the basement to do my laundry and I went to the gym once two weeks ago.”
pride month may be over but my thirst for middle-aged women is not
for a show obsessed with story lines suzie’s narrative makes no sense to me. she spends the whole season defending her drag and consistently doing pretty good despite the hate she gets from other queens. and then she gets eliminated right before the finale, a week after breaking a record set by bianca del rio
Favorite lawyers <3
no thoughts, head empty
just maggie robertson in glasses