Dudes: *about Any Action Movie Starring A Woman* Oh Yeah, Some 120 Lb Woman Beating Up A Room Full Of

dina: oh, you want a bite mark?

ellie:

Hi I am super gay for Lilith Sternin

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thanks for letting me talk about a piece of media i love with you and responding in earnest interest with the intent of checking it out for yourself because of my recommendation. also how do you feel about being kissed directly on the mouth

MEAN GURLZ PART II

I just think it’s very unrealistic that Jill isn’t interested in women. Like...come on dude, there’s no way that she isn’t in love with women

oh you like unhinged women? you like unhinged evil female characters? you like girlfailure? huh? kneel before the altar of Judy Gemstone

me, meeting a new lesbian for the first time & trying to make conversation: ​so… do you remember where you were when you found out Natasha Lyonne was straight?

don’t let it happen again.

I am a simple woman, I think about a tall vampire woman and I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day.