I'll send a prayer to Hades as an apology in advance, but otherwise I 100% can't wait.
It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
"It's okay guys i'll see you next year"
Dr. Picani decided to spend the holidays with a new friend called Sleep! They baked cookies, listened to lots of music, decorate a tree and even read a few letters from their Friends!
I Made this drawing to celebrate the new year, hello!
Stop reposting hate posts Stop Reposting Hate Posts. STOP REPOSTING HATE POSTS. STOP SPREADING THE HATE JUST TO RAGE AT THE POST. YOU ARE FORCING THESE POSTS ONTO PEOPLES DASHES WHEN MANY MAY HAVE BLOCKED THEM. STOP REPOSTING THEM FOR FUCKS SAKE.
hey guyzz!!!! im gonna make an alterhuman picrew for yall to use,, what do you guys wanna see me add?? lmk!!!! :3c
thisll prolly take a while,, possibly a couple months from how many things there are to add, but please lmk what you want added, even if you think it mightve been already said!!! i wanna make sure i dont miss anything :3
(reblogs appreciated!!! itll help me get more input :D!!!)
meet penis from my new cartoon "steamboat penis" where the titular character penis pilots a boat shaped like a penis right into some sharp rocks killing himself and all other 42 passengers on board
Dear Woman Outside My Motel Room With Yelling At Her Kid That Has Screaming Children:
Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop Stop
PLEASE.
I am going to be sick or cry or set someone on fire if I have to keep hearing ts.
“ ugly ” regression
☆ it’s not talked enough in regression about the hard big angry feelings. It’s not always relaxing and playing
☆ I want to yell and cry
☆ Throw my toys and push you away
☆ I don’t understand how to process these big feelings
☆ I can’t verbalise what I want
☆ All I want to do is scream and tantrum
☆ Things aren’t going my way and I’m not spoiled for feeling that
☆ I wanna scribble all over my pretty drawing in a black crayon
☆ It’s okay to feel this way
☆ It’s okay to get those feelings out
Y’all I never knew the aroace community was this big before installing tumblr 😭😭🫶🫶
The only fucks we give
I think it is so funny how (please forgive me if im mistaken) the asexual ring is worn on the middle finger on the right hand and the aromantic ring is worn on the middle finger on the left hand because we can just
Filled him in and did two more
I forget badgers are real sometimes, like what do you mean those little guys are real ??? Stripes and all?
(photo off Pinterest)
this is a real little fella? I'm gonna draw him