Been there.
I am scared of the day that I am doing laundry and can’t tell the difference between my wife’s and my daughters underwear.
Corporations charge what they can get away with.
#Greedflation
Stop laying corporate price gouging at the feet of Joe Biden.
I tried to get a job at a casino but they didn’t have a slot for me. I figured it was a bit of a gamble anyway.
Sir Patrick On Domestic Violence
firstdayofspring usually brings a time of optimism and hope. The CoronaCrisis is bringing anxiety and despair. Please remember this.
I love the part when it's just hanging there!
i can’t stop laughing
If people had a daily limit on how much they could talk, they would probably think about things more carefully before speaking
This is the funniest possible image Mark could have posted
If you accidentally hit the wrong floor button in an elevator, you should be able to push the same button again to cancel it out.