This Is The Upper Crust Of Punny Threads!

Worth the read for the back story. (See what I did there?)

Is anything ever just regular califragilisticexpialidocious?

Someone should remind Elon Musk that he is a probationary government employee, having worked for the U.S. government for just over a month - much less than the 1 or 2 years for most.

me @ every single video game character in existence 

Reposting not just because it's a good idea, but they way it's written is hilarious.

They should play loud music in public bathrooms so you dont hear peoples asses unleash hell.

(via everyday foodie menu)

I'm "Creator of Immortal Dorks."

If there’s an Alt-Right shouldn’t there also be a Ctrl-Left?

Why Pit Bulls Are Seriously Misunderstood