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this is the best and most chaotic scene of the entire series and nobody can convince me otherwise

@rippledragon linked this to me and a good time is being had.

The Passover Story in Memes

My family has an annual tradition of telling the story in a creative way so here it is, told through memes:

but to say that i’m a rainbow

The king has spoken!

if you missed it here’s some absolutely insane shit from that ranboo stream

- he was obsessed with debating gay rights in high school and would make every assignment he could about gay rights

- wrote an essay insisting his English teacher let him debate people in class. the essay was written in blue comic sans.

- he kept notes of his friends’ habits and facts about them, one of which was apparently “is against abortion”

- wrote an essay for school about the time he drowned and gave it DETAIL. like. WAY too much detail.

- aforementioned essay concluded with the line “sometimes I wonder what my friends’ lives would be like without me. hopefully worse.”

- in seventh grade he debated a priest about religion and won

So I was rereading Harry Potter, when I came across this and thought- what if instead of Cedric Diggory, Cassius Warrington had been chosen to compete in the Triwizard Tournament?

Imagine Dumbledore calling out the name of the Hogwarts champion and it isn’t a Gryffindor, or a Ravenclaw, or even a Hufflepuff, but it’s a Slytherin. A student from a House most people hate.

Imagine Cassius Warrington getting up, and three out of four Houses are booing at him and shouting things like “NO!” or, “We can’t have a Slytherin champion!” or demanding a retry. But he’s a Slytherin- he’s been dealing with this shit since he got sorted, so he keeps his head high and joins the other champions.

Imagine Harry trying to catch Warrington alone because he doesn’t really want to associate with Slytherins (plus Malfoy has this tendency of being around the guy ALL THE TIME since he got chosen), but at the same time he’s also fair enough not to want him to walk into the first task unprepared.

Imagine Warrington walking over to Harry a few months later, and Ron and Hermione both jump into a protective stance, wands out, but instead of attacking Harry he just tells him to stick the egg underwater. (Because Slytherins don’t forget those who helped them out).

Imagine Warrington and Harry helping each other out in the labyrinth.

Imagine Harry being devastated when Peter kills Warrington- because Voldemort doesn’t care what house they’re form, a spare is a spare.

Imagine the uproar that causes among the Slytherins, because some of their parents really are Death Eaters and they know what really happened.

Imagine Slytherins fighting in the Battle of Hogwarts and shouting “This is for Cassius!”

“Lady who has a Bible Verse for every situation.”