My hands down honest reaction to searching that guy (Mitsuri's ex-fiance.) up after reading this.
Uzui: You killed him!?
Hashira!Y/n: He died of natural causes~
Uzui: You call dying from a knife to the neck “natural causes?”
Obanai: Obviously, Dying when you’re stabbed in the neck is the most natural thing in the world
Hashira!Y/n: It would have been really unnatural if he’d survived
Uzui: WHY DID YOU TWO EVEN KILLED HIS MAN!?
Hashira!Y/n & Obanai: He was Mitsu's Ex ratty broad egg-looking shinny ex-fiance...
Uzui*Looks at the corpse*...
Uzui:...YOU BITCH!?!*Screams at the corpse*DAMMIT NOW I MISSED MY CHANCE TO KILL HIM-*Check his pulse and sighs in relief*...Good he still alive... lets's call the whole gang...they should get a chance to beat his unflamboyant ass
Ice skating with your penguin hybrid lover.
CW: None
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Ice skating with your penguin hybrid lover can be either really fun and enjoyable or very embarrassing. When you’re first starting out he very much teases you in a playful manner. Like if you don't have good balance he will tease you and call you names like clumsy, stumblebum, awkward, etc.
He is very much an expert on the ice and will give you tips on how to loosen up and glide elegantly on the ice just like him. If you do end up falling on the ice. [Like me 😭] He will rush to your aid. His little snowflake just got hurt. He immediately checks for injuries only for you to tell him that you’re fine. He tries to check if you're putting on a front so you don’t look bad but when he sees you're genuinely fine he relaxes. He’s still kinda worried so he skates alongside you. It kinda feels like a mother hen looking over her baby chick.
The little chicks follow after the two of you happily sliding on the ice. Some of them are on their bellies, some are on their feet. But they happily greet you and your lover as they skate on by. The other female penguins also give good tips while passing by much to your boyfriend's dismay. He wanted to be the one to teach you, not someone else but you reassured him that you do not want to fall on your butt again. He begrudgingly accepts the help from the other female penguins.
Once you finally get the hang of it without needing his help you two start trying to do poses and without even knowing you two won a couples contest. The two of you then proceeded to start a random snowball fight with the little penguin babies. Which resulted in the kids winning cause it was 4 against two which then turned into a 6 v 2. The two of you end the day at home curled up on the couch with hot chocolate and some soft christmas music.
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Merry Christmas!!🎄🎁 [And happy holidays to people who don’t celebrate! 🎉]
dawg aint no way you have hate skinny people to include that in your "what i dont write" unless your trying to say that you don't write any sensitive topic like anorexia or something then I can see why
I am on the chubby side yet i dont go doing this to people who are skinny... 💀💀
Pause.. pump your breaks. Please don’t go and assume that I hate skinny people just because I don’t write for them. I don’t hate skinny people and I never will because at the and of the day we’re all humans. We deserve to be treated with respect even if we don’t always see eye to eye.
CW: Some NSFW stuff in middle part of the HCs, Talks about pregnancy in a fluffy manner.
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At first he was very curious about your cheeks. The texture of them, squishability, etc.. At first it was a simple pinch of your cheek with his sharp talons. He made sure to not poke you with them; he couldn't stand the thought of hurting you just for his own curiosity.
It then turns into a full on observation he would trace his fingers around your soft jawline, your pretty smile lines, the apples of your cheeks, every little detail he was looking and storing it into his memory.
If you have any facial features on your cheeks like beauty marks, moles, scars, vitiligo, etc. Expect him to ask about it. He loves you very much and would love to hear facts about anything related to those facial features and how you got them or if you were born with them.
If you ever feel insecure about any part of your face/body expect him to come to wherever you are and be greeted with kisses and reassurance that he loves you and doesn’t want you to change if you don’t want to do it for yourself and besides he likes your chubby face and body way too much.
I could see him nuzzling his feathery cheek against yours. It's very soft and a bit comforting. Plus he loves the feeling of your skin against his more feathered one.
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He’s a bit of a switch; he doesn't mind being dominant but he also doesn’t mind being submissive. As long as he gets to see your cute expression, the feel of your body against his, and the adorable noises you make, that's all he needs.
He loves seeing the way your belly grows a bit bigger as he pumps you full of his cum. He praises you for being so good to him and he couldn’t imagine living without having you in his life.
Also seeing your cheeks filled up with his cum after he made you suck his cock drives him crazy with love and adoration for you and your cute little cheeks.
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He sometimes wonders if he were to get you pregnant would the hypothetical children have your adorable cheeks. The thought of it makes his heart flutter in his chest.
He loves you so much and would literally cry if you wanted to lose all your chub. He loves you right now; he doesn't want you to lose all the features that he finds adorable. You had reassured him that you just wanted to exercise more and you had promised him that you would stay his chubby little princess.
He loves preening you even though you don’t have feathers he still takes care of you like helping you take care of your hair or helping you pick out outfits to wear. He loves helping you look like the best version of yourself. Cause if he’s confident about himself and how he looks he’ll definitely help you find your confidence as well.
He loves spending quality time with you whether it be cuddling in his makeshift nest of pillows and blankets, watching one of your guys favorite movies on the couch, cooking/baking together in the kitchen he's all for it. He just loves getting to see you. It's one of his favorite things during the day. The first would have to be waking up next to you.
He’s definitely let out a happy hoot once when he was cuddling with you one time. You’ve never let him live it down. He also sometimes playfully nibbles on ear sometimes. It’s a weird affectionate thing he does.. according to him.
๋࣭ ⭑ All in All birdbrain [Affectionately] loves you very much .𖥔 ݁ ˖𓅓‧₊˚ ִ☾.
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He was chuckling a bit. Like a few chuckles here and there. I would say it was a good interaction between the two.
I just had a dream of my mutual's Oc Chernobyl and my old Sonic Forces character interacting with each other. It was just mostly my Character showing Chernobyl those UIA cat singing videos.
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Just Turned 18 Today 🥳🎈🎉🎁
(I’m tired of this grandpa! That’s too damn bad!!)
Creepypastas Included: Jeff, BEN, Jane, Toby, LJ
Fanon version. Canon would probably not respect it much or not care.
Jeff The Killer
-Knows some of the terminology but still slightly confused
-When you explain it to him, he is like "OHH"
-Respectful, sometimes accidentally makes a sexual comment but if you are uncomfortable, he will definitely start apologizing and asks if you want to watch a movie
-Will stab aphobes. No questions asked.
BEN_Drowned
-Knows literally everything, no problem bby <3
-Super respectful, if you are uncomfortable with sex/romantic things, he will NEVER mention it again around you
-BOY WILL HUNT DOWN APHOBES AND GUT THEM. GET REKT NOOBS.
-If you become uncomfortable in a situation, they will just ask in the sOFTEST VOICE IMAGINABLE "hey, wanna go play (favorite game)?"
-Will edit out inappropriate scenes in movies via their technological manipulation skills.
Jane
-Knows a lot. She will definitely ask whether you are comfortable with sexual/romantic things and respect your feelings.
-Respects, but she's still a little sexual. sorry :(
-Aphobes will be shot on sight. Die motherforkers.
-If you get uncomfortable, she will try and distract you or move you to a safe place.
-Reassures you that you are 100% valid. She's lesbian, so she knows how it feels to not be accepted.
Toby
-Doesn't know anything, so you'll have to explain, but he still respects you.
-Not super sexual at all, so he won't be any different around you.
-LOVELY LITTLE SOFT BOI TURNS INTO A RAGING MONSTER IF ANYONE TALKS BADLY ABT YOU
-Like BEN, he's really great about helping you feel more comfortable.
-just imagine "h-hey, l-l-let's go throw so-me axes :)"
LJ
-AroAce king
-Sex = ew. No. No.
-Aphobes will suffer- well, consequences.
-Literally just guards you 24/7
-Prepare for dragon figurines and garlic bread for christmas
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Schizospec culture is being treated like we can’t even survive on our own and then also believing that we are monsters.
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