Day 8 - Echoes of Battle Cries
Fuckin' hell. Pete, Do you get motion sickness?
I think? Why???
also despite everything I headcanon apollo as having to be very careful with his words, especially definitive phrases, like, every word he says Is truth (even if that truth is that he's lying rn lmao) and so every future simple statement counts as a prophecy
like, imagining bronze age apollo desperately pleading with zeus to prevent the fall of troy, that is urgent, and zeus taking it as personal attachment and arrogance and him being dramatic (making him want to go for it even more)
and apollo just standing there trying to find more ways to not say the standing of troy is the only thing between the civilization that sustains their existence and complete societal apocalypse to avoid locking them into that definitive future
I’ll be asking you a series of questions :)
Is your name Peter?
Yeah? Pretty sure at least.
*happy golden retrievre face*
Hi dad!! or Apollo? Lester??? but how do you refer to godly parents uuhhh hi!
I have another child???
Oh I mean hi. Lovely to see you.
Ty @cassandraofcain
Peter, this is Iris. My name is now Cassandra Cain. NOWGO TO SLEEP YOU LIL SHI-
k :D also no- *runs*
Lester everytime he rolls a Nat 1 on conversation throughout the books.
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Chapters: 34/? Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, DCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Batfamily Members & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Jason Todd, Peter Parker/Jason Todd, Tim Drake & Peter Parker, Dick Grayson & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Duke Thomas, Barbara Gordon & Peter Parker Characters: Peter Parker, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Barbara Gordon, Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Damian Wayne, Duke Thomas, Artemis of Bana-Mighdall, Dog | Jason Todd's Dog Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Post Red Hood: Outlaw, Slow Burn, like the slowest of burns, Strangers to Friends to Lovers, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Misunderstandings, of the comedic variety, Peter Parker is a Little Shit, POV Multiple, Spidery Peter Parker, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, at best this is DC canon shoved in a blender, Cults, the author likes their cults, Jason Todd Deserves Better, Dog is Best Girl, Demisexual Jason Todd, y'all can pry that HC outta my cold dead hands, Bisexual Peter Parker, Softcore identity porn, and they were ROOMMATES, spider totem Peter Parker, Portuguese translation available, Spanish Translation Available Series: Part 1 of Crisis of Faith Summary:
Peter was alone, mid-way through an existential crisis after the Erasure™ and was dreading the upcoming month of May.
Jason was sick of people telling him how he felt. ‘You don’t need us anymore,’ Artemis had told him, as if saying it would make it true. As if Jason needed someone to justify keeping them around. But three weeks back in Gotham and all Jason felt was fucking bored and lonely.
It was a relief, then, when some random New Yorker was thrown into his living room through a portal straight out of some LSD daydream.
Finally, something interesting to deal with.
Cue some wild family misunderstandings, criminal conspiracies and cults.
Because there’s always a goddamn cult.
(Portuguese translation available; Spanish translation available)
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