Tony: Damn It, The Power Went Out Again.

*nips at skin once* *fucking RUNS* *spidey-swings the fuck out of there*

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

*happy golden retrievre face*

Hi dad!! or Apollo? Lester??? but how do you refer to godly parents uuhhh hi!

I have another child???

Oh I mean hi. Lovely to see you.

This took too long but here is the next question 2. Can you park a car?

ironically? no.

Steve: Spider-Man, status?

Peter: Your honour, we're cooked

Steve: ?

Clint: He means he and I got shot

Steve: Oh

Steve: OH—

I WAS BORN THIS DAY! (does that make me a jedi?)

Happy Star Wars day! May the Force be with you! @swsource Star Wars Week: Day 6

osvr4

TOApril Day12

@toapril-official

Chapters: 34/? Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, DCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Batfamily Members & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Jason Todd, Peter Parker/Jason Todd, Tim Drake & Peter Parker, Dick Grayson & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Duke Thomas, Barbara Gordon & Peter Parker Characters: Peter Parker, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Barbara Gordon, Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Damian Wayne, Duke Thomas, Artemis of Bana-Mighdall, Dog | Jason Todd's Dog Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Post Red Hood: Outlaw, Slow Burn, like the slowest of burns, Strangers to Friends to Lovers, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Misunderstandings, of the comedic variety, Peter Parker is a Little Shit, POV Multiple, Spidery Peter Parker, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, at best this is DC canon shoved in a blender, Cults, the author likes their cults, Jason Todd Deserves Better, Dog is Best Girl, Demisexual Jason Todd, y'all can pry that HC outta my cold dead hands, Bisexual Peter Parker, Softcore identity porn, and they were ROOMMATES, spider totem Peter Parker, Portuguese translation available, Spanish Translation Available Series: Part 1 of Crisis of Faith Summary:

Peter was alone, mid-way through an existential crisis after the Erasure™ and was dreading the upcoming month of May.

Jason was sick of people telling him how he felt. ‘You don’t need us anymore,’ Artemis had told him, as if saying it would make it true. As if Jason needed someone to justify keeping them around. But three weeks back in Gotham and all Jason felt was fucking bored and lonely.

It was a relief, then, when some random New Yorker was thrown into his living room through a portal straight out of some LSD daydream.

Finally, something interesting to deal with.

Cue some wild family misunderstandings, criminal conspiracies and cults.

Because there’s always a goddamn cult.

(Portuguese translation available; Spanish translation available)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ECM!!!!!!!!

Tony: Pete, if you could be any animal, other than a spider, which would you choose?

Peter without hesitation: A Jellyfish Turritopsis Dohrnii.

Tony: That’s oddly specific.

Peter: They are the only known biologically immortal animal. Meaning if we were all Jellyfish Turritopsis Dohrnii we could just vibe in the ocean together.

Tony remembering Peter’s attachment issues:

Tony immediately pulling him into a hug:

Peter: Um?

Tony sniffling: I would love to “vibe” as a jellyfish with you, buddy.

Peter: :)

TOApril Day 12 - Eyes That Glow Gold

I'll always be a fan of Apollo' eyes looking like Kronos' when he's upset. The father haunts the son who haunts the father and so on and so forth

you're sooo off its 34. 35,counting this one.

Guess who's the new Winter Soldier? Its MEE

ohgodscassie no. hydra kidnapped me and strapped me to a ticking time bomb JUST to get back at Mr.Stark and Mr.Barnes. Do not trust them. still. Even if you join them,you're still my friend. so if anything happens,just shout. I'll be there.