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Happy deepavali/diwali to anyone who celebrates!! I think something I'm trying to remember is that I shouldn't feel as though this is the last one I'm celebrating just because it's probably the last one I'm celebrating at home for some time but hope everyone has a great one!

About time we all get diwali trending here

character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don't bite me!

the dog: I'm at work! I'm doing so good at being at work! I'm barking because my handler gave the sign 'bark'! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I'd make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn't enjoying it! I'm barking!

reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

reblog this to place a small, rotund ceramic animal in the palm of the person you reblogged it from

like for peace on earth

reblog to explode one car on the highway

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a little pumpkin 🧡

he should’ve died on a lazy river. its what he deserved

I find it endlessly fascinating that most humans just want someone who will get up in the middle of the night to close the windows with them when it starts down pouring. We want someone to dry our dishes after we wash them. We just want another person to do mundane activities with. We want to tell someone how the copy machine broke at work and we want to listen to how Debra is causing office drama again. We just want something so simple. We want human connection and honesty and to be bored with someone else instead of bored alone. 

skinny people will really be like yes you were bullied to the point where you hate running eating laughing and existing in public for fear of being made fun of or viewed as disgusting simply because you're fat and had to scrape out your own self worth because people constantly reminded you that they think being fat is the worst thing you could possibly be and yes you never saw yourself represented in media except as the butt of a joke and yes you still despise clothes shopping because you never get to wear anything cute made for people your age because trendy fashion is almost always made for skinny people and yes people on tik tok and instagram and twitter take all the clothes in your size to make their two piece sets making it even harder to find things you like that fit you and you've had diet culture pushed on you since you were a kid but people used to wrap their thumb and pointer around my wrist so im the victim here actually?

i said what i said

birds aren’t real is NOT funny. it is so messed up. i like that birds are real so much

yeah I’m a nonpracticing woman. I was raised female but I don’t really believe anymore yknow?

decriminalize:

sex work

addiction

criminalize: 

golf

every time you reblog one of my posts another wizard spawns somewhere on this earth

no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

bitches hate when other people are in the kitchen because they’ve spent their entire lives being criticized for doing tasks imperfectly and having their eating habits policed and now have incredible anxiety about other people judging their cooking choices that can’t be easily explained in a few words as to why they’re acting so hostile about someone else being near them during this very vulnerable process. it’s me, i’m bitches

stupid leftists and their belief in *checks notes* the intrinsic value of human life

You don't have a male or female brain – the more brains scientists study, the weaker the evidence for sex differences

Rather than distinctly male or female, the human brain is much more like the heart, kidneys and lungs – basically the same no matter the sex of the body it's in.

rb to make a biological essentialist mad <3

rb this to give the person you reblogged from a very tiny frog

it’s like I DO want to be feminine in the way a man is feminine. if I’m performing feminity I don’t want it to be read as an inherent reflection of my gender and who I am. I don’t want someone to call me ma’am or be called a girl. like. it’s drag. only it can’t be drag for me, because it’s not actually subverting anything, is it? so I’m in this spot where I either cannot allow myself any femininity or I do and accept the consequences of perception. my wearing eyeliner isn’t a subversion, a quiet rebellion, it’s perceived as fulfilling an expectation. somehow I can never be masc enough to be percieved as I want to be, so any introduction of femininity feels like a defeat. and yet sometimes I want to wear the pretty things that are still in my closet! or play around with makeup. but it isn’t a young boy getting into his mother’s vanity and heels, it’s growing up into the fulfillment of the wants of the mother and the rest of society as a blank whole.

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

happy pride month

YOU hates terfs

Nadine Abdel-Taif, 10, whose home in Palestine was destroyed by Israeli bombing