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A technician pulls a headset off of you and asks you if you liked the VR. You panic, and he calmly says that your whole life was a 2 minute VR experience to show you what being an average person would be like. You, stunned and afraid, ask, “Who am I, then?” He stares in complete disbelief.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEO MCSHIZZLE VALDEZ

I love photoshopping. 

can I write this too though? Like its such a wonderful Idea.

To everyone who keeps making metaphorical stories about aliens being connected to race, and humans judging them based on their skin color: 

You know nothing of this world, this universe, or Javert!

Yes, yes, the ‘aliens are a different color’ trope is great and you can get a lot of commentary out of it. After all, we humans do hate things that are a different color than peach.

But do you know what else we humans hate?

We humans hate anything other than the normal ‘body’.

Give me an Earth - no, no, not just the broad Earth, give me a high school - where a few different groups of aliens are there as part of the universal foreign exchange program, and the human students are having a field day.

Give me bullies who taunt all of the aliens. Give me an administrative body that does nothing. “Well, humans will be humans.” Give me parents who teach their children that it’s alright to stare at the aliens. Give me a metaphor so blunt that you’re all probably groaning.

Give me all of this.

And then give me a group of disabled kids who come to the aliens’ defense.

Give me an alien who can’t see, who cannot possibly grasp the concept of seeing, who doesn’t know what the big deal is about seeing. And then give me a blind kid who’s like, “Yeah, I don’t get what the big deal is, either. But you’re never going to survive on this planet without having some sense of where you’re going. Here, try this.”

“IS IT A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION?”

“…Close. It’s called a cane. No, no, it’s not - you don’t have to - okay, seriously, stop poking everyone with it.”

*Poke poke*

“That’s literally doing nothing.”

*Poke poke*

“You’re not injuring anyone.”

*Poke poke*

“I’m pretty sure you’re poking the lamp.”

Give me an alien who doesn’t walk, so much as it slithers. And it gets along well with a boy in a wheelchair, who really regrets letting it borrow said wheelchair because it somehow turned it into a nuclear-powered mini spaceship that travels down the hallways at the speed of light. (”I was in the bathroom for like two minutes.”)

Give me an alien who is over-stimulated and begins creating weird sonic waves from its mouth, before an autistic girl covers him with a weighted blanket, completely pacifying him.

Give me a girl with behavioral issues who talks to an alien with behavioral issues and is like, “I’ll tell you what; I’ll promise not to punch Jane “Homecoming Queen” Doe in her face, if you promise not to destroy the entire east side with the push of a button.”

Give me a boy with a prosthetic arm and leg building a prosthetic arm and leg for a very excited alien, who doesn’t know how to thank them enough.

Give me an alien who is really, really, really, really, really confused because what do you mean you have a machine that keeps your life source from exploding, what is this maker of paces, you humans are hard core.

Give me an alien who is equally confused because what do you mean she can’t hear? Her hearing appendages are right there? I see nothing wrong with them?

And then give me the alien parents who are the biggest soccer moms of the galaxy and find out that the other kids were picking on their children and are ready to blow up the entire world before the aliens are like, “No, look, it’s cool, these humans don’t pick on us.” “Yeah, they’re cool.” “Besides, they give us weapons of mass destruction.” *Poke poke*

Somebody give me this!

Wait a minute, I’m an author!

I’ll give it to myself.

And also to all of you.

Stay tuned.

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Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

I DONT KNOW ANY BLOGS @everyone 

ladysminou:

cirishere:

thehottestmess:

klutzyfox:

hey-got-any-grapes:

damhalfblood:

crzyprsn42:

notdxbya:

yegreatdragontamingpiratecaptain:

whoopdyprompts:

acciothecookies:

oh-were-califormia:

sloth-friemb:

zjalthehappyhedgehog19:

inkwell1013:

lowkeyjustvibing:

letitbefiction:

surviving-an-ocean-of-fandoms:

tinacroat:

anyarps:

i never talk about these things but i can’t remain silent.

i know tumblr doesn’t give a SHIT when things happen in countries outside the “most popular ones” (such as the usa & england). it’s true, don’t lie to me. y’all don’t give A FUCK. not every issue and problem in said countries gets the appropriate exposure but in general shit shows up on the news WORLD FREAKING  WIDE. you set up donations, you help out, your spread the word, you say “pray for x”……

southern europe is burning. 

my country is burning.

people are dying - at home, on the road, trying to run away, in their cars.

yesterday my country had 300 active fires.

people are losing EVERYTHING they own.

i have a friend that is on a train right now passing through places that have been burnt to the ground and she says the smoke is so intense it’s getting inside the train and she can barely breathe.

and yet, even though several people (myself included) have been trying to bring awareness to what has been happening in southern europe… what we get from most of you, those not part of the countries suffering, is silence. we don’t ask for money, we don’t ask for shit other than a reblog to spread awareness… something you can delete in 24/48hrs if you wish. 

i don’t know what to tell you. i’m angry. i’m frustrated. i’m disappointed. i feel like i’m screaming into the void. “a reblog does nothing” - you know that’s a damn lie, you know exposure always helps, you know people start paying attention when posts on social media become popular. my country in particular is a small one, we get ZERO exposure. y’all are only starting to figure out we even fucking exist bc of the shit we’ve been winning lately. 

but hell, if the EU doesn’t give a shit, why should some user on tumblr dot com?

again, i don’t know what to tell you so i’ll let the images speak for themselves: 

An image captured by a Nasa satellite shows a thick plume of smoke blowing southward from the Greek island of Chios over the island of Crete

Torneros de Jamuz, Spain

Duca, Croatia

A helicopter from Italy’s civil protection service drops water on a fire near the railway between Venice and Trieste

Residents take refuge on the beach as a wildfire burns on the mountain next to the village of Lithi, on the Greek island of Chios

Men gather cattle during a forest fire in Vieira de Leiria, Marinha Grande, Portugal.

Charred trees are seen on the hills above the Cloister of Thivaidas on Mount Athos, a World Heritage Site in Greece

Portugal

This is fucking important. I am glad someone fucking spoke about this and said what they had to say. The damage is terrible, and all the evergreen, stone, even the ground is black. I was fucking terrified when Croatia was burning. The fire was near a village where I like and I thought it will burn down. I thought the church will burn down. I thought the cemetery where my grandpa is buried will burn. I still remember the smell of smoke, and when I went to check how bad is fire, my clothes and hair and skin all stunk of smoke. It didn’t go away for weeks.

This is NASA’s picture of Croatia and Montenegro burning. My fucking country was burning. Fucking reblog this. I don’t care that it isn’t UK or US, or that it doesn’t go with your blog, fucking. Reblog. It.

Not my blog type, I dont care.

Reblog for awareness. Do it.

@thegrinningkitten @trialoftheguilty-comic @the-bad-sanses @thewastedwaffle @thewastedwaffle @theundertalehuman @idonthavefronds @kit-kit-kat @the-star-sansess @lights-camera-stagefright @smol-lightning-bug @undertaleau-headcanons @enosstart @incorrect-ibvs-quotes @smol-spook-owo @starlypenguins @laurarose1701 @bellkim27 @definitely-a-living-human @smol-spook-owo @joyfultimetravelbanana @joyfultimetravelbanana2222 @aurellia404 @onebizarrekai @ds-and-ibvs-nerdo @horrordustislife @outcode-crossing @undertalethingems @dryemiddi @skumhuu @bung0us @ask-dreamswap @beruu14 @jmv-au @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @pukicho 

Boost this or so help me

I don’t care if this “Doesn’t fit your blog theme” or “You don’t think people will notice if you reblog it”

I

Don’t

Care

If you don’t reblog this, that’s a conscious decision to ignore that people are suffering.

And one last thing

TAG EVERY SINGLE BLOG YOU KNOW

I don’t care if you don’t think you’re big enough for them to notice you or you’re worried about bothering them, you do it regardless! I nearly had a panic attack tagging some of the bigger blogs I know of because I’m practically invisible in term of popularity but I still tagged them because it’s worth me being anxious if it means someone gets help.

So unless you don’t care about people dying and suffering, then reblog this and be a decent human being.

I know my blog isn’t for this but this effects everyone to some extent. I have tagged literally everyone I follow. Please reblog and spread the word.

@oz-universe @maybeishouldwritesomething @schpog-art @commodorecliche @racketghost @princip1914 @mochacoffee @enraged-chihuahua @assiraphales @dear-ao3 @yet-another-autistic-blog @wow-lookit-all-the-fandoms @notegender @noahhasnousername @feministism @kit-kat57 @sheralazarus @neferneferuaten-nefertiti1342 @crowleytweets @localautisticgirl-blog @amethystpagan @incorrect-ineffable @axtistix @adult-female-with-aspergers @proudautisticgirl @timaeusmechanized @soaptears @elvmoe @crimson-chains @wordtotherose @cccrystalclear @auti-things @aluxray97 @autistic-noodle @eamikkir @gemennair @themoonmothwrites @professorflowers @book-limerence @thegirlwiththepuffhat @lagriffedemaho @autist-tips @turnipot @lettheseabirdscry @doodlesoffandomsandtrash @ademonwithinternet @scriptautistic @imaveryspookygirl @pink-imagines @moonstonemoonlight @demi-chen @bennyssewingblog @carlydraws @kinda-ok-ish @autie-biographical @drawingpkmneveryday @adhd-alien @finley-myself @birendrabhatta @amoxtlaltli @enelica @writingwithcolor @tweedfeather @wahoo-shem @innerdestinypuppy @servantserah @this-familiar-song

@binch-i-might-be @broadwaypunk

@thegirlwholovedstarkid @wellfuckmegentlywithachansaw @this-is-humanitys-eleventh-hour @thekingwiththerustythrone @imaketheladiesmcswoon @icefoxe @grangerstarkid @itsybitsybookworm @official-lucifers-child (sorry for tagging you, this needs awareness) @theinsanelylogical @oh-were-califormia @jakemothpigeonchaos @microwave-gremlin @mr-mcswoon @adhdaydreaming

Sorry for tagging y'all, but this is so fucking important

@starkidding-around @grangerstarkid @wellfuckmegentlywithachansaw @mermistahawk @theinsanelylogical @articulateyoungcapitalist @someone-here-is-smart @racecrack-higgins @jaelynn-is-slightly-confused @the-cowbi

@chisheya @strxwberry-cottxge @propaganda-for-poets @philocxlyy @animeart907 @wolfstar-shitpost @wolfstarxmoon @mythiee @lovelylsddream @itsedgelord666iamcoal @lesbianralzarek @badjokesbyjeff @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @official-lucifers-child @wolfstarloml @bpd-bbyg @ladycottagecore @lousydrawingsforgoodpeople @dredsina @hellsite-hall-of-fame

@paperbark-paperback @ughgclden @nora2317 @ceasafeplace13 @yegreatdragontamingpiratecaptain @acciothecookies @heroxvillian-mo @abbyiguess07 @serino137 @a-plucked-flower

@bigbadivy @phantomproductions

@a-smart-dumbass @madd-creations

@greentea7246@notdxbya@whoopdyprompts@your-local-disaster-bi@darling-its-blue-and-gay@padfootbadwolf @a-genderfluid-witch

i know some of us have never interacted but i need you guys to boost this, please.

@crzyprsn42 @darling-its-blue-and-gay @firerose @primulke @anxious-skogkatt @starrlight08 @sapphicsierramist @olive2608 @sapphicsierramist @justmemyselfandthefridge @leidiosyncraticone @whatever-happened-to-the-ducks @palindrome-k @holding-infinity-and-a-book @fandoms-fiend @angstystarghost @those-stars-in-her-eyes @ozziiee @calumthoodshands @takemyhand-bitch @johermione @vivir1000x @nemu1415 @masqueraderevelersx

I’m from Germany and they didn’t say anything in the news about this which makes me so fucking mad

this is scary

@mango-pickle @cipher-dorito @aadyeah @more-like-reyna PLEASE HELP BOOST IT!

REBLOG PLEASE,I BEG YOU.

Tagging some people- @secret-eden @thehottestmess @cirishere @whythefuckdoiexist @didyouputyournameinthegobi @paperfrogss @snowbaz-is-life @thefandomonly @scintillatea @holding-infinity-and-a-book  @will-byers-the-wise @rabidmultishipper @sixofsparrows  @notsofabulouslife07 @acereader         AND ALL OF YOU READING THIS PLEASE REBLOG,I AM BEGGING YOU.

!!! Please reblog!

@catsandcrabs @the-stars-love-me @justa-pipedream @fluffyblanketssupreme @ladysminou @persephcned @mydogisgaytoo @ohboyimadeactivate @nymphietonkslupin

@heckinsnekboi, @waflbio, @yeetinguntil3am, @writerwithtoomanyships, @vpow, @ladysminou, @diya-dreams, @whythefuckdoiexist, @that-geeky-dude, @geekyapollokid

@queerymiracle @whythefuckdoiexist @acereader @sapphireamethystpatch @maritasdump @pyroclastic727 @the ho dash!!

@gale-gentlepenguin @bevvydraws @emsylcatac @buggachat @hamsternamedmarinette @2manyfandoms2count @epyros-sacel-vanid @purrincess-chat @p-artsypants @thenovelartist

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