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Alright You asked for it!

so first there was an Instagram post about this lady caring for a snail she accidentally stepped on. as I was scrolling through the comments i see that someone has proposed to another person over the chat. I being the wise man I am advise against this as seen in this screen shot.

I was not expecting her to propose to ME instead! as I didn’t wanna break her heart twice(I am very empathetic) So I decided to propose back and deal with it later. to which her reaction was

At this point I was starting to get worried that this was serious and not a joke. So I asked if it was serious and to my horror I got this response.

Now as I was panicking. How would I explain this to my parents! I was still suspecting it was a joke yk like one of those things so I asked when the wedding was.

Now I was still sorta thinking this was a joke untl...

SHE WAS IN MY DMS NOW I WAS PANICKING!!! but there was still hope if she was older than me (I’m 15 btw) but she beat me to it

Man was she persistent! at least I have a temporary solution though. And that ladies and Gentle men is how I accidentally got engaged

Wanna hear how I accidentally got engaged today?

Idk if y’all wanna hear this but all it takes is one reblog and I will tell the full story with screenshots

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I would like to to correct the amharic translation. It is (Return my story and fill my mouth with bread)

ending a story in other languages

kurdish: “my story went to other homes, god bless the mothers and fathers of its listeners” (Çîroka min çû diyaran, rehmet li dê û bavê guhdaran.)

greek: “and they lived well, and we lived better” (και ζήσανε αυτοί καλά και εμείς καλύτερα)

afrikaans: “whistle whistle, the story is done” (fluit fluit, die storie is uit)

goemai: “my tale has finished, (it) has returned to go (and) come home.” (tamtis noe lat / dok ba muaan yi wa)

amharic: “return my story and feed me bread” (ተረቴን መልሱ አፌን በዳቦ አብሱ::)

bengali: “my story ends and the spinach is eaten by the goat” (aamaar kothati furolo; Notey gaachhti murolo) *means something is irreversibly ended because goats eats herbs from the root

norwegian: “snip snap snout, the tale is finished” (snipp snapp snute, så er eventyret ute”

polish: “and i was there [at the wedding] too, and drank mead and wine.” (a ja tam byłem, miód i wino piłem.)

georgian: “disaster there, feast here… bran there, flour here…” (ჭირი – იქა, ლხინი – აქა, ქატო – იქა, ფქვილი – აქა)

hungarian: “this is the end, run away with it” (itt a vége, fuss el véle)

turkish: “lastly, three apples fell from the sky; one for our story’s heroes, one for the person who told their tale, and one for those who listened and promise to share. And with that, they all achieved their hearts’ desires. Let us now step up and settle into their thrones.” (Gökten üç elma düşmüş; biri onların, biri anlatanın, diğeri de dinleyenlerin başına. Onlar ermiş muradına, biz çıkalım kerevetine.)

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reblogging only for this master piece

A sperm cell contains about 37.5 MB of information. There are about 100 million sperm cells per ml; the average ejaculation is about 2.25ml, and takes about 5 seconds. This makes the average bandwidth of the human penis 1687 TB/sec

I know, that’s a lot of information to swallow.

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

wasn’t there like a 300+ year war somewhere in the netherlands until like 1938?

“What year is it?” “1337, why?” “Oh so the start of the Hundred Years’ War” “THE WHAT?” “Don’t worry it wasn’t actually 100 years” “Oh thank-” “It was 116”