Felix: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4.000 degrees for 1 minute
Chan: No, that's not how you make cookies!
Hyunjin: FLOOR IT!
Felix: How about 4.000.000 for one second?
Chan: YOU'RE GOING TO BURN THE DORM DOWN!
Felix: I'M GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
Han: DO IT
Chan: NO-
Hyunjin: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is killing it on the dance floor!
Hyunjin: Just kidding, I've killed a man once
Han at 3 am: Hey, are you awake?
Seungmin: No
Han: Oh, okay, I won't bother you then
Han, 42 minutes later: wAIT A MINUTE
Minho: Jisung, please no, I love you
Han: I'm sorry, I have to
Minho: Please, I'm begging you, after all we've been through together?
Han: I'm sorry
Han: *Plays a 4+ card*
Han: Uno
#HAPPYSEUNGMINDAY ♡ 000922 SEUNGMIN THROUGH THE ERAS (cr)
Cat: [Touches Minho with his small paw]
Minho, tearing up: thank you
happy 5th anniversary to seungmin’s braces ♡