Chan: Can You Recommend Me A Book That Made You Cry?

Woojin: [is choking]

Jeongin: I'm trying to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!

Felix: Just flip the phone upside down and use the 6 button!

Woojin, stops choking for a second: What the fuck

Han: Jeonginnie, I want to give you some advice.

Jeongin: Okay...

Han: If a door ever says 'push' you pull, it's not directions, it's a challenge.

[At the police station]

Han, acting tough: what are you here for?

Person: I killed eleven people

Han: e-eleven?

Person: What about you?

Han, tearing up: j-jaywalking

Han: [accidentally cuts his finger]

Chan: Quick put some pressure on it

Han: Ok

Han: If you don't get a job, your family will disown you

Felix: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4.000 degrees for 1 minute

Chan: No, that's not how you make cookies!

Hyunjin: FLOOR IT!

Felix: How about 4.000.000 for one second?

Chan: YOU'RE GOING TO BURN THE DORM DOWN!

Felix: I'M GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

Han: DO IT

Chan: NO-

happy 5th anniversary to seungmin’s braces ♡ 

Chan: What are you drinking?

Minho: Vodka

Chan: What the hell?! Straight?

Minho: No, gay

Chan: NOT YOU THE VODKA

Hyunjin: [snezees]

Hyunjin, looking in the mirror: I'd say god bless you, but it look like he already did [winks]

Chan: What the-

Hehe

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