He’s Me

WHAT were they thinking w this shot. i’m shaking

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

im sorry i couldnt get this meme out of my head after That Scene

no thoughts just jack dawkins' stupid flowy sleeves covered in blood

This scene fucking killed me. Jack keeping his fingers on Belle's pulse all night just to make sure she was still alive is such a romantic yet sad little detail. Man probably didn't get an ounce of sleep that night. 😭

He said he was a gentleman and he meant it. There was more than one thing he was gonna be following through on in that gazebo…being a gentleman was one of them.

I just don’t think we’ve spoken enough about the fact that Anthony and Kate were both so pent up in that gazebo they were tearing each other’s clothes off and yet Anthony still stopped and went

“Wait, I need a little pillow for my girl. And a blanket for when we’re spooning afterwards.”

ANTHONY?!

Okay, I get they wanted a way to wrap up Rumple's arc in season 7 and wanted to show Rumple was capable of redeeming without Belle.

But guys, we were robbed of season 7 morally grey police officer Rumple and florist/author Belle having a dorky crush on each other. He would come into her shop every morning at the same time to pick up a bouquet of roses (but really, it was to see her adorable face). He was the only one she could talk to about her dreams of getting her book published because she was too scared to share them with anyone else.

Rumple would then awkwardly ask Henry to help him convince Belle to publish her book (and we could have had an episode with Henry and Rumple bonding like old times). Having Belle alive would have been the perfect opportunity to bring Gideon back into the story, so he wouldn't be a wasted character anymore.

(why couldn't we have this, it's already leagues above the annoying and forced relationship Henry and Jacina had)

Season 7 isn't bad, it's just wasted potential.

It was a chance to focus on characters other than the Charmings, but instead, they introduced boring new characters nobody cared about because focusing on villains or morally grey, complex characters is hard to write, and they couldn't be bothered to put in the work.

Just finished the Canterbury Tales and I'm upset we won't know what the Cook was cooking 😔

Downton Abbey: don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and someone will die (maybe you)

Game of Thrones: don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and your whole family will die

Outlander: might as well have sex, sure you will get pregnant and plenty of people will die, but the situations will at least be entirely unrelated. have sex in the missionary position. have sex standing up. have sex outdoors in the scottish highlands. have sex on a ship. have sex in a stable. have dangerously acrobatic sex in a window. have sex on top of some pushed-together crates in the hours before the battle of monmouth.

Patrick Doyle is the goat amongst movie score composers. Sense and Sensiblity (1995)? A classic. Cinderella (2015)? Absolutely gorgeous. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire? I could go on. Particularly his pieces for dances are some of the loveliest things I've ever heard. Everyone should go now and listen to La Valse de L'Amour immediately, it is the embodiment of fairy tale in music.