The show would be peak television if we just got a little bit of George Russell’s bare ass
if The Gilded Age (the show) wanted to be Great, it would stop the bullshit with Meryl Streep's daughter and be about:
a) fucking
b) Nathan Lane's accent
c) that Russell broad going "darling I need 37.3 million 2023 dollars (American) to fund a party at which I will drop an entire chandelier on Mrs. Astor and her associates"
to which her husband invariably hands her a blank check and goes "what my baby wants my baby gets, now send a telegram if you need me, I'm off to kill a union leader in the street"
we all talk about elizabeth’s kiss of death but i want to talk about how every ship james ever sails on ( the dauntless, the interceptor, the pearl, the endeavor ) ends up at the bottom of the ocean with the exception of the dutchman, which is the ship that he himself dies on
He said he was a gentleman and he meant it. There was more than one thing he was gonna be following through on in that gazebo…being a gentleman was one of them.
I just don’t think we’ve spoken enough about the fact that Anthony and Kate were both so pent up in that gazebo they were tearing each other’s clothes off and yet Anthony still stopped and went
“Wait, I need a little pillow for my girl. And a blanket for when we’re spooning afterwards.”
ANTHONY?!
"Wigged Norrington is still hot, y'all are just sleepin on it."
Oh how I love being a hinged woman fighting daily to not let the screws go loose
i love unhinged women but i also love women who try so fucking hard to be hinged. clinging to those hinges by her fingernails.
I’m joining you on that hill
To all Oncers, do we think David Nolan aka Prince Charming is illiterate? Like he has to be without a doubt. All that’s stopping it from being canon is one person on the show saying so
To all Oncers, do we think David Nolan aka Prince Charming is illiterate? Like he has to be without a doubt. All that’s stopping it from being canon is one person on the show saying so
This scene fucking killed me. Jack keeping his fingers on Belle's pulse all night just to make sure she was still alive is such a romantic yet sad little detail. Man probably didn't get an ounce of sleep that night. 😭
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
"What is swabbing, exactly?" ↳ SENSE AND SENSIBILITY (1995) dir. Ang Lee
“we’re tired of enemies to lovers, it’s toxic”
correction: YOU are tired of enemies to lovers, that is toxic, and more importantly, I am just getting started!!!