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Gotham tweets must be wild

“Bruh. Batman really just let Catwoman go. Like dude, she stole the Mona Lisa, but noooooo- he has to secure the pussy first.”

“The scarecrow just gassed my school. RT for him to gas yours”

hey kid

me @ the multiple AUs ive made: oh god please no

my AUs: *hissing*

me: hey can y’all just not screw everything up?

my characters: …too late buddy

au where everything is the same but they have phones

look me in the eyes dc and tell me a seventeen year old would make a good ceo

is it bad that I don’t want to write the FINAL instalment rn??? it’s summer break for me and i just-

dont want to

Sigh

you ever just.

reblogging this because this is going to be inspiration for a fic

(mmm adventures of tired+bitchass DILF constantine and a swearing sunshine 12 year old kid) this is a horribly long list im sorry; im adding to the "john and shazam are dating misunderstanding" hc i saw when browsing

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due to billy's reaction at canary telling him that john kissed zantanna, word gets around that john is lowkey polyamorous

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the engagement party is somewhat awkward cuz john and billy are like: ??? what????

billy, as he sees john being congratulated on his "engagement" by the members of the jl: is john getting married to zantanna?

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i said this before but when the league sees john with billy (without him being shazam/chilling in his true form), everyone assumes that billy’s john and shazam’s adopted kid

green arrow: how's life with your dads?

billy, in his true form, confused: don't you mean dad?

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when billy (as shazam) accidentally stubs his toe onto something hard, the jl hears the loudest "FUCK!" from him and thinks that he's gotten into john's swearing habits

superman: i see you have gotten some...habits

billy, who swears like a sailor all the time and thinks superman is mentioning his lessons with john: okay???

This is fantastic and cursed, I love it.

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Captain Marvel: (Injured)

Superman: (panicking) You’re husband is coming soon, just hang in there.

Captain Marvel, who is too injured to understand what was just said to him: k

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John: He’s a handful to put to bed.

Captain Marvel: Hey, it’s not my fault I want to keep playing!

The entire league, not knowing Cap was talking about animal crossing: 😶

me????????

cuddling