*pats Hood Of Da GREEN NINJA*

💌Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart, and if you get five back, you must be pretty awesome!!!💌

Thank youuuu!!!

if not for other people agreeing that this is the funniest thing possible on the internet i would think my sanity finally snapped. HOLY SHIT I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

you all need to watch this

if there is one single video on the internet that will ALWAYS, ALWAYS make me laugh, it’s this one. trust me, i have tried and failed. it’s this one.

DUDE THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!! THE TEAR ON LINK’S FACE NOOO

‼️FLASH WARNING‼️

MAKING THIS FELT LIKE A FEWER DREAM, I started as soon as I found out about the game, worked for five days straight, no pause, NEVER finished it

I prob won’t finish it in the future either so I’m just posting it like this

Puppet link content let’s gooo!

Song is Lobster by RJ Pasin

please let the zelda movie be good please let link be at least a quiet protagonist if not silent please let the zelda movie be good

Why You Should Consider Link Being a Silent Protagonist:

Silent Protagonist ≠ always no dialogue

Silent protagonist does = minimal dialogue, grunts, sparse moments of communication, or no dialogue at all. It’s a spectrum.

Mute people are relatable beings you can empathize with

Quiet people are relatable beings you can empathize with

Link is narratively described as quiet and has story reasons for being reserved in the 2 latest iterations of Mainline Zelda and its part of his character development that he opens up and DOES speak more. It’s literally acknowledged in the most popular zelda title (BOTW).

Let me reiterate- its part of his character to say very little or to have story reasons for not speaking up at first!

Link is silent in EOW for Plot Reasons, pointing to this being a possibility continual in plot recognition

Link is pointed to as THE example of silent protagonist outside of like, Gordon Freeman. Nintendo literally is acknowledging that in its most recent and popular zeldas.

The movie will draw a lot of inspiration from BOTW and TOTK and you would be in denial if you thought elsewise

Childrens cartoons, blockbuster action movies, art house films, comics, games, and more have characters who chirp their name more than speak or barely speak at all

Some of the most Lucrative characters in media fall into this category and some would argue make more money than any plot or franchise. R2D2, Chewie, and Grogu are a HONEYPOT and Lucas could probably speak ad nauseam about this if he wasn’t busy weeping about how he’s not getting all of it

Young children’s media does not rely on a lot of words to convey concepts

His Windwaker Design is literally inspired by kids cartoons and animation that relies on emotion not words

As a person who spent decades studying children’s media I can tell you kids respond to action and story that relies on physical acting, facial emotions, cause-and-effect, observation, and may things that do not need words

Samurai Jack, Grogu, Chewie, R2D2, Snoopy, Gromit, Pikachu, Groot, Boomhaur, Onion, Schnitzel, Animal, the Minions, Silent Bob, Driver (from drive), Mad Max (fury road), are all examples of popular characters who chirp, babble, or barely speak and people love the piss out of them

Movies started without audio and again the foundational concepts of most storytelling in movies happened *without dialogue at first*

Physical acting is a theatrical medium that both adults and children respond positively to

Physical acting is the foundation of fight scenes, chase scenes, stunts, and action in general- things that will be highly features in this movie

Animation, Illustration, and Visual story telling LIKE MOVIES is based on *showing, not telling* for 90% of its time.

James baxter, norman rockwell, charlie chaplin don’t need words to carry bankrolls and make you piss yourself in tears. James Dean also inspired an entire hollywood casting standard based on *staring in vibes*

Some of the most emotionally grappling movies and moments in cinema come from no dialogue in the mix. Up is still fucking you up, and the Piano is a rollercoaster of turmoil because of its silent protagonist. There is literally a No Dialogue cut of Fury Road that fucks and is highly praised

We literally have examples in the GAMES where support characters and other protagonists carry the weight of exposition, conversation, and explanation.

Zelda is right there you twerps, she can do the talking even if she is not with link physically. We literally have examples of this in game too. Midna is also right there, carrying the stone cold plot of Twilight Princess on her quipped up bitch noggin

This whole conversational point about it being hard or impossible or a bad idea is an insult to writers, illustrators, musicians, actors, directors, editors, stage designers, story boarders, makeup artists, cameramen, dancers, game designers, extras, special effects artists, puppeteers, marketing departments, toy designers, STUNTMEN, comic book artists, Miyamoto, audience members, children, adults, quiet people, mute people & their loved ones, the established zelda lore, link’s OWN DAMN CHARACTER IN CANON, and yourself if you believe that

have a better imagination, you deserve it!

Be more curious & open hearted, you deserve it!

There’s no excuse for him to not be quiet in some way other than “they didn’t feel like it, creatively” which is valid and totally acceptable and not a big deal, and could absolutely result in a wonderful portrayal of Link!

Bro it took me like 3 days to realize I misspelled the title of my own fic. Clarification: the fic is titled ‘Skydiving Safety 101’ lol.

Skydiving Safety 101

Summary: The Chain comes across a monster camp in Wild's era. Through no fault of their own, the ensuing fight does not go as planned. Sky is the one that pays the price.

Word Count: 3,013

Main Characters: Sky, Warriors, Wild

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64306954#main

I’m headcanoning this headcanon as canon.

I love how warriors is the one who always asks paramedic-style questions when someone’s hurt

He’s asking questions not just to distract, but to see how bad the wound has impacted mental functioning “maybe we should be worried, because that’s not what I asked”

Calling by name to draw attention, asking easy questions…

Like look at his face in each panel, how closely he’s watching while talking to assess the damage

He’s always the one taking action in first aid (though obviously he can’t do magic stuff like hyrule but outside of that it’s him)

Wars is a captain, he’s trained and has had to take care of wounded, so he knows how to take care of not only the physical but the mental impact of injuries as well, and he always comes through for it.

I just kinda think that’s pretty cool

(Credit to Linkeduniverse au)

pov ganon’s war flashbacks whenever another child with a shiny blue stick shows up to foil him

@linkeduniverse-incorrect

HOLY SHIT THE LINKEDUNIVERSE THEME SONG

I love the internet part 2.

hey guys can you take care of this thing while i'm gone. he's had a rough day.

Well it is called Tears of the Kingdom. Hell yeah I’m gonna fuck around in it. Clammy Ganon can wait for his turn.

Local hero neglects his responsibilities in favor of fucking around

What do you mean??? Random 30 second sleet attacks in April are so nice!!!

Day 267 - i hate hate hate korean weather so much