𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐌𝐄 𝐆𝐎 👀.

Smut Masterpost

Smutty One-Liners Part I

Smutty One-Liners Part II

Smutty One-Liners Part III

Smutty One-Liners Part IV

Smutty One-Liners Part V

Sixteen Sinful Sentences

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Reactions to being punched:

Well, I deserved that.

That was uncalled for.

Didn’t see THAT coming.

What was that for?

Oh, come on, honey.

I taught you better than that.

Thought you were stronger.

You punch just like my father.

That’s how you want to play it? Fine.

That’s all you have?

So it begins.

So it's the real you.

Turns out you're no better than your father.

Guess I should have seen it coming, huh?

After all, you're not such a gentleman, are you?

I know why you punched HIM, but ME?

You punch better than I thought.

Bring it on.

Motherfucker!

Let me explain!

Ow.

Honey, you punch like a girl.

That’s fair.

There's this monster I saw in your father.

You want to hit me again? Go for it. I'm used to it.

To think I thought you were better than him...

I wondered where this monster in you went. I guess he came back.

I thought you could control your anger.

You want to hit me?! Then hit me like you used to hit her!

I finally see what you've become.

Just let me speak!

jj x john b’s little sister will always have a special place in my heart. Especially when she’s been pining over him since they were kids, the built up tension, the way they act like a couple but they’re not, ugh!

no bc this is my favourite trope with jj 😭 it's just so fitting and honestly nothing hits like a good brother's best friend trope (at least for me)

You were lying in bed, mindlessly scrolling through your phone when you hear your front door open, followed by the clunking of heavy shoes against the hardwood floors as they walked their way through your home.

At first, you panicked. Was this it? Were you about to get murdered in the comfort of your own home, warm and cozy in your bed? But then it clicked. There was only one person you knew who had loud footsteps like that. He had messy blonde hair, sparkling blue eyes, a cheeky grin. He was most likely wearing one of his worn out cut-offs, and black timberland boots.

Those staple shoes of his were definitely the culprit.

Your doorknob twisted open slowly, and there JJ was. Stumbling into your room with a hazy smile on his face. He tripped over his foot upon entry, leading him to kick his boots off clumsily.

"J, what the hell are you doing? I thought you were Freddy Krueger or something, jeez."

He plopped onto your bed, using one hand to pluck your phone from your hand and toss it to the other side of your bed. He laid between your legs, resting his head against your stomach and wrapping his arms around your waist.

Butterflies erupted in your stomach instantly. Being this close and cozy wasn't new for the two of you; you'd been touchy since you were kids. Endless piggyback rides, cuddling sessions during movie nights, playing with each other's hair, that was just the two of you in your normal state. That's what happens when you've known someone since you were in elementary school.

"Hi," he murmured, nuzzling into you as he got comfy. "You smell good."

Your brows furrowed as you held back a laugh. "Are you drunk?"

"No." A moment of silence passed, and then he spoke up again. "Maybe."

"Okay, and where's my brother?"

"Ditched me for his kook girlfriend."

You hummed in response, starting to weave your fingers through his sun-kissed locks. You heard him sigh in content, and he hooked his legs over one of yours.

"D'you wanna get high?" JJ asked, breaking the silence.

Your hand crept down to his cheek, stroking it with your thumb gently. "I think you're intoxicated enough, Maybank."

He picked his head up, his chin now resting where the left side of his face was previously smushed against. He smiled, his eyelids half closed. "You're always takin' care o'me. So sweet, like candy."

"You always need to be taken care of," you joked in response. The small huff of laughter he let out was like music to your ears. You could listen to it on repeat for the rest of your days, and it'd always be your favourite soundtrack.

His eyes seemed to glimmer as he zoned in on yours again. He released a sigh, before reaching up and cupping your cheek. "You're so beautiful."

Your heart fluttered. You were used to JJ's unrelenting flirtations, but he'd never said anything like that to you. It'd always been lookin' good, mini routledge, or we should makeout. y'know, for science.

"Don't. You're only saying that 'cause you're drunk. It's mean."

His brow arched. "Me thinking you're beautiful is mean? I don't get it."

"It's mean because it's just the alcohol talking," you explained. "You don't really mean it, J."

"I do mean it. Why do you think I'm starin' at you all the time? I have to force myself to keep my eyes off you."

He was pulling at your heartstrings, saying all the things you'd been longing to hear from his mouth for as long as you could remember. It almost felt cruel; the fact that he could say these things so casually as if the memory wouldn't be burned into your brain until the end of time.

"Go to sleep, JJ. We'll talk in the morning," you spoke, eyes darting away from his as you changed the topic.

JJ removed himself from your hold, scooting up next to you and using his index finger and thumb to guide your gaze onto him. His eyes were softened, so vulnerable as they looked at you. He wore a small pout, too, only making you want to plant a kiss on it and wash it away.

"I know 'm an idiot. But one of these days, I'm gonna get my head outta my ass and tell you that I got a major thing for you," he said. "You're gonna be my girl, princess. I'm not sure of much, but I am sure of that."

And with that, he laid his head down on the pillow next to yours, slinging an arm over your waist and cuddling into your side.

"Good night, beautiful."

concepts

if you write a strong character, let them fail.

if you write a selfless hero, let them get mad at people.

if you write a cold-hearted villain, make them cry.

if you write a brokenhearted victim, let them smile again.

if you write a bold leader, make them seek guidance.

if you write a confident genius, make them be wrong, or get stumped once in a while.

if you write a fighter or a warrior, let them lose a battle, but let them win the war.

if you write a character who loses everything, let them find something.

if you write a reluctant hero, give them a reason to fight.

credit:@aj-eddy

✨ Jealousy is a strong motivator 🤭 ✨ . . Of course Wade would be the one to tip Loki over the edge with jealousy xD Should I make a part 2 with a lokius kiss? 💕

secret relationship prompts: getting caught & confronted

requested by: @screnwriter ; [ cw: one mention of drugs ]

“ oh my! ”

“ where were you last night ? ”

“ i saw you with that lady yesterday. ”

“ i'm fed up with your lies. ”

“ tell me the truth, now. ”

“ you are full of lies. ”

“ stop making excuses. ”

“ i saw you. i saw you two together! ”

“ what is your relationship with her? ”

“ tell me . ”

“ you're the worst at keeping secrets. how long did you think you could fool around and make ridiculous excuses without me noticing it? ”

“ you're dating them? them?! ”

“ i can't believe you're serious. ”

“ i can't believe it. ”

“ i'm disgusted by you. ”

“ are you in your right mind? ”

“ are you mad ? ”

“ tell me why you would date someone like them! ”

“ i thought... i thought you were better than that. ”

“ i can't even begin to understand why you would get into a relationship with her. ”

“ you couldn't have gone for someone better than that? ”

“ why'd you have to go for her?” 

“ you've got bad taste. ”

“ you're a real mess. ”

“ how long? ” [a confused pause] “ how long have you two been in a relationship ? ”

“ and how much longer will you keep this a secret? ”

“ i’m telling mother about this. ” “ no, please don't ! ”

“ what will you do if your family finds about this, huh? ”

“ how long do you think it's going to take before your family finds out ? ”

“ i don't want them to find out, okay?! ”

FROM FAMILY:

“ tell me it's not true! spare me from depression! ”

“ i wish i'd known when you were born that you were going to betray me like this. ”

“ i never expected this from you. ”

“ have you hit your head? ”

“ are you in your senses? ”

“ are you doing drugs? ”

“ what have i done to deserve this? ”

“ i raised you like my own child and this is how you pay me back? ”

“ why would you betray us like this? ”

“ you've disgraced me. ”

“ our reputation will be ruined. ”

“ we're going to be the next talk of town. ”

“ you will make a fool out of us. ”

“ you have made a fool out of us. ”

“ have you no respect for us? ”

“ we expressly forbade you . ”

“ i'm so disgusted i can't even — ”

“ you will cut all ties with her . ”

“ no more. you will stop this now, you will stop meeting with her. ”

25 Romance Dialogue Prompts

"I'm not leaving."

"You're absolutely incredible."

"I've never loved someone like you."

"I think you're too far away."

"Can I kiss you?"

"Are you jealous?"

"Will you marry me?"

"You're being particularly annoying."

"You really like them, don't you?"

"What are you smiling about?"

"You look beautiful."

"Will you move in with me?"

"Let me do your hair."

"I don't want to sleep without you."

"I made you dinner."

"You don't have to do that."

"I want to hold your hand."

"Will you stay?"

"Come here, I'll carry you."

"Take a bath with me."

"You're ridiculous."

"Did you just call me babe?"

"Can I have this dance?"

"My mom/dad/parent is going to love you."

"I love your laugh."

Eddie was never the same after seeing Steve in the scoops uniform

matt is so ‘sweet best friend who secretly jerks off to your pictures’ coded hmmmmm

‘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆’ 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

yeah, i… i have no defence nor explanation for this. i think we all deserve this kind of content tho?? so here u go, spoon pals! these can be platonic or romantic or anything at all! to be fair though, you might want to specify whether you (the sender) are taking the role of a big spoon or a little spoon. like, i’m confident i’ve worded them a certain way to make it clear, but like, i’m only one person?? who’s to say you can’t do some of these as both a little AND a big spoon?? anyway, you know the drill, DO NOT ADD TO THIS LIST!

[ HUM ]:     sender begins to hum soothingly while spooning with the receiver.

[ TUG ]:     sender, sensing the receiver nearby behind them, tugs them by the hand until they’re lying behind them as the big spoon.

[ KISS ]:     sender places a gentle kiss to the back of the receiver’s head while spooning them.

[ PRESS ]:     sender nestles back against the receiver, pressing backwards so that they’re snug against one another.

[ PULL ]:     sender pulls the receiver firmly into them, until they’re pressed snugly into one another while spooning.

[ WRAP ]:     sender wraps their arms more securely around the receiver while spooning, embracing them in the process.

[ NUZZLE ]:     sender gently nuzzles their nose against the back of the receiver’s head/neck/back/shoulder while spooning.

[ BLOCK ]:     sender places their hands over the receiver’s ears so that they can’t hear loud noises nearby.

[ HAIR ]:      sender runs their fingers gently through the receiver’s hair while spooning them.

[ SHOULDER ]:      sender presses a tender kiss to the receiver’s shoulder while spooning.

[ SING ]:     sender begins to softly sing a song to get the receiver to relax while they’re spooning.

[ TURN ]:     sender turns in the receiver’s arms while they’re spooning so that they’re facing each other.

[ FOREHEAD ]:     sender presses a gentle kiss to the receiver’s forehead while facing each other during a spooning session.

[ CARESS ]:     sender gently runs their hand up and down the receiver’s arm/back while spooning together.

[ TEARS ]:     sender notices the receiver either about to or in the process of crying, and pulls them into a spooning position to console them.

[ BREAK ]:      sender begins to cry after the receiver begins to spoon with them, after having an emotionally challenging day.

[ COMFORT ]:     sender, after a really bad day, finds the receiver and lies down behind them to spoon them for comfort.

[ REASSURE ]:     sender notices the receiver having a really bad day, and offers to spoon with them for comfort.

[ NIGHTMARE ]:     sender, after a really bad nightmare, finds the receiver and and spoons with them in an effort to calm themselves down.

[ CONSOLE ]:     sender finds the receiver in the aftermath of a really bad nightmare, and pulls them into a spooning position to offer comfort and solace.

[ SCARED ]:     sender, in a badly frightened state, finds the receiver and asks to spoon with them for comfort and reassurance.

[ SUPPORT ]:     sender finds the receiver in a badly frightened state, and offers to spoon with them to provide comfort and reassurance.

[ COLD ]:     sender notices the receiver shivering from the cold, and lies down beside them to spoon for warmth.

[ SHIVER ]:     sender, shivering from the cold, finds the receiver and asks to spoon with them for warmth.

[ RELIEF ]:     sender finds the receiver after briefly believing them to have died, and pulls them into a spooning position out of sheer relief.

[ SAFE ]:     sender wraps their arms around the receiver after (the sender) was in a very nearly lethal situation, and spoons with them out of relief for their own survival.

[ CHECK ]:     sender lies next to the receiver (who is recovering from injuries or illness) and spoons them while staying awake to make sure their health doesn’t deteriorate overnight.

[ TRACE ]:     sender slowly traces the receiver’s hands/shoulder/arm/back/etc. while spooning together.