I Wanna Drink A Potion Rn. Funny Colored Liquid In A Jar.

being a byler enjoyer and remembering the stupid shit noah schnapp said during a time of fucking crisis makes me genuinely so sad like dude i know you were 18 and not being entirely serious but actually go shove steve’s bat up your ass man

not trying to spread hate but come on, that’s just a crazy thing to say even if it was a joke

sam chilling at home with joaquin, helping him get ready for a date or something i dont know what dads do, and bucky BURSTS through the door, knocking it off its hinges holding all of the thunderbolt members with one arm and yells "WE HAVE NEW KIDS NOW". he also does this with cats. frequently. sam is used to this. bucky broke him.

January 2025 Southern California wildfires

Sobbing, sobbing

choking on dinner

Triggered

fires, fires

the LA fires

28 years gone

my stickers, my toys

gone, gone

fire and flame

terrified of fire

for so long

Youtuber story

NO ONE DESERVES THIS

no one, no one

fire and flame

sobbing, sobbing

mirroring strangers

my family, me

all to rubble, smoldering

happy 2025 everyone!! or for my time zone at least!!! i love you all and hope your new years are happy safe and full of love ❤️❤️

i can’t escape him

if you fuck with me just know that you're fucking with a bitch born on a friday the 13th at 11:11 who eats ice for fun get ready for my otherworldly spirit friends to take a shit on your aura

for people who say that jimmy jr isnt good enough for tina, just because they developed tina to be mature and responsible for her age does not mean that jimmy jr is! like he's not great but also, you know, hes 13. i was oblivious at 13 and am still very oblivious now, so i personally feel for him. idk if this makes sense but he is genuinely too young to know what he wants so being like "HE DOESNT DESERVE TINA!" no one deserves a 13 year old boy.

also tina should not get all the credit we give her she is also very petty and competitive and floats between crushes too because she is also 13

theres something that seriously bothers me about linda from phineas and ferb. i know her not believing candace was the joke, but something felt really weird about it??? candace would tell her insane shit and linda would just think she was lying i guess, or just imagining it. but if she was imagining it, wouldnt that be crazy alarming? if you saw your daughter EVERYDAY telling you that she saw her little brothers build a giant rollercoaster in the backyard or split her into two versions of herself or take her to literal space, youre telling me you wouldn't be worried for her? i would be!! and reasonably so!! lindas just like "my daughters a little crazy" YOUR DAUGHTER IS SEEING SHIT THAT ISNT THERE. (it is there but we're going off the basis that linda does not believe its there) candace literally sees a zebra talk to her and linda does nothing. sure phineas and ferb treat candace poorly but a) theyre around 10 years old and likely autistic and probably don't realize theyre hurting her and b) when they do realize they hurt her, they feel bad!! linda does NOT handle shit well im sorry