Sometimes I Scroll Through Stephen King’s Twitter And I’m Never Disappointed

Matthew: Well, I never thought I’d say this, but I think I know what’s going on in your head.

Damien: Oh, well, then, welcome to the terror dome.

I fucking love this show lmao

this was so dramatic

I don’t know how I have missed my schedule the entire time? :(

Apparently, I’ve been doing it wrong. :-( Except for singing along with Ozzy. :-)

Never seen someone as thicc, but like, is that possible???

dan katie ur mega memes

Lol, no.

There’s a very simple way to get rid of all atheists forever. 

Still waiting.

Adorable!!!

Quick doodle

Oh my fucking god why am I laughing at this bullshit?

Everyone: we want more LGBT+ characters in our stories !

Rick Riordan: okay here have a gay Italian sad boy

Everyone: I mean, it’s all right but-…

Rick Riordan: I understand. Want a bisexual main character, who happens to be a god?

Everyone: oh that’s actually nice…but! How about girls-

Rick Riordan: you’re totally right. Here have a pair of lesbian hunters

Everyone: …um this is actually pretty nice…how about-

Rick Riordan: a pansexual main character?

Everyone: yea-

Rick Riordan: with a gender fluid love interest? Say no more! Anything else?

Everyone:

Legit same her face

This lady had me rolling for a good five minutes.

Snoop Doggy Dog need to get a jobby job

A little girl thought this high school senior posing for prom pictures was a real princess.

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