So The Next Time A Man Tells Me I Fight Like A Girl, I Say, “If You Fought A Little Better, You Could

Carson: *sees a group of girls doing something stupid*

Carson: Idiots.

Carson: *realizes it’s the Peaches*

Carson: Wait those are MY idiots!

Maybelle: I swing both ways ;)

Maybelle: Violently. With a bat. Come get some motherfuckers.

Biggest D you've ever had ?

Depression

welcome to watch mojo and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten saddest endings in the mcu

I can already see myself rewatching them over and over again 😅

guys i just realized that once black widow comes out and wandavision and falcon and winter soldier that’s it. that’s the end for bucky barnes. that’s the end for sam wilson. that’s the end for wanda maximoff. that’s the end for natasha romanoff. like what are we gonna do??

black widow incorrect quote

Yelena, texting Y/N: Y/N! Help I’m being kidnapped Y/N: Where are you? Yelena : I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Y/N: I’ll call Natasha. Natasha, answering her cell: Y’ello? Y/N: Where’s Yelena? she texted me that she was being kidnapped. Natasha: Yelena? Whaddya mean, she’s right next to me- Natasha: Natasha: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* Natasha: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! Yelena: WHO ARE YOU?!

so i made something

Greta: I support men’s rights.

Greta: Men’s rights to shut the fuck up.