Hey If It's Not Too Much Trouble Could I Ask For Some Cute Billy And Bubba Headcanon? Also Billy Wearing

.·:*¨¨*:·. SLASHERS REACTIONS TO THEIR FANDOMS !

✧ SYNOPSIS . . . how different slashers react to their fandoms [requested but I accidentally posted it oopss]

✧ FEATURING . . . patrick bateman, vincent sinclair, bo sinclair, billy loomis, billy lenz, stu macher, brahms heelshire

⤷ patrick bateman

okay this is going to be fun

his (already huge) ego gets boosted sm by the like “sigma” edits and shit of him

not to be cliche but the “I bet paul allen doesn’t ____” sort of comments make him feel so high and mighty

and seeing how many people find him hot? god he would become even more insufferable

BUT HERES THE FUN PART

he delves more into the patrick bateman edits and stuff and that’s when he finds the satirical shipping, cutesy edits, etc

he sees himself and the word “babygirl” put together and has a full blown meltdown

god I’d be so funny cause it’s literally 50/50 in the fandom so he couldn’t separate one from another if he even tried

AND THE SHIPS

oh, he would just be gagging at the louis x himself ships

idk I feel like he would go “take this down now 🤬”

he’s so edgy 12 year old boy yk

AND THE EDITS

patrick practically passing out when he seems himself edits with anime blush and cat ears

his masculinity was already bruised by the ships and now this?

he 100% posts some of the edits about him on his socials

he also sends the links to these vids to people he dislikes to prove his “fame”

the fame goes to his head but he gets humbled when he sees everyone calling him “my pathetic malewife bbg ❤️”

⤷ vincent sinclair

I just love vincent sm and so does his fandom

I have not once met someone who hates vincent

he is so insecure and humble and just deserves to see everyone complimenting him and his wax figures

he loves his fandom to say the least

and they absolutely adore him trust

definitely gets confused by some of the compliments he gets

example a: “If he doesn't want me to slut him out, why waist so slutty?”

^^ yes I did find that on here

is in disbelief ppl can find him attractive let alone say things sexual about him

he has rlly rlly low self esteem okay

if he ever tried to interact with his fandom online I have two different directions in my head

IS AWFUL ON THE PHONE

typos and everything

but it’s so sweet

“THank yu 🙂”

he has big fingers and struggles to type ^^

or if he gets adjusted it’s perfect grammar

“I appreciate you for this. Thank you so much.”

hes just a big ol boy getting the praise he deserves

⤷ bo sinclair

this one is a bit tricky

he isn't too phased by the compliments unlike his brother

he knows he hot

so “daddy” “so hot” compliments r not new to him

BUT I think stuff like “I want to see him whimper” will make him feel VERY FLUSTERED

but he doesn't get a bigger boost in his ego

I feel like it doesn't go to his head cause he is already pretty confident in his looks yk

but seeing people appreciate him for his personality?

it definitely gives him more hope that he's worth more than his looks

this one is short but he wouldn't interact with the fandom

like he seems so Facebook dad to me

basically he is tolerates his fandoms

it's nothing special

⤷ billy loomis

ANOTHER TRICKY ONE

billy is so tricky for me tho

honestly it goes to his head

seeing ppl in awe about him ^^

he’s a slasher fan too so he is more active in other fandoms if that makes sense

but does like to delve into theories and discussions about ghostface and the scream franchise with members of his fandom

rlly enjoys knowing he is considered one of the “well known” slashers

honestly he feels threatened by danny johnny from DBD because when u search ghost face a lot of content surrounding him pops up a long with stu and billy

he loves the fame basically

I do get the feeling he hates the image ghostface has tho

like the “thirst traps”

he's just the type of guy who calls people “posers” and “fake fans”

so that rlly irritates him

if you know a lot about slashers/ghost face he's chill

he likes his fandom but there’s definitely outliers with the people who know ghostface but not who’s behind the mask

he wants the notary

⤷ stu macher

LOVES HIS FANDOM

he loves being worshipped by his fandom

all compliments, all fanart, all of it he loves

teases Billy sometimes about the posts

sends scream memes to his friends

feels guilty tho when he sees vids and his and Tatum’s relationship

like that’s the only downside for him

he responds to fans, tells “insider” stuff, etc

Stu is very active in his fandom

he thrives off of it essentially

definitely set up a cameo or something at one point and says his iconic lines from the movie

+ try’s to get fan service out of Billy

hes like an obnoxious youtuber

REPOSTS EVERYTHING

edits? yes

fanart? yes

fanfic…?

yes.

he’s not rlly sad either that billy gets more attention than him cs if you love stu you LOVE stu

calls his fandom “machiacs”

cause macher + maniac

but he does think he’s more famous than he actually is

like if someone doesn’t recognize him he’ll go “I’m THE stu macher”

fanservice king!!!

⤷ billy lenz

no shame at all

he will repost smut/hentai of him

loves his fandom cause they’re as equally as horny as he is

but I think he does see that he is desirable in more ways when he finds like fluff imagines

loves his fanart the most

he would try and redraw the fanarts but they turn out horribly

he 100% try’s to interact with his fandom

key word is try

he doesn’t type but does the voice to text thing

so all his replies and post end up

JEJSNSBSHSISJJSNS *insert heavy breathing* HSHDNDJSJSK

his poor phone can’t keep up :(

he doesn’t understand the fandom but he loves them

“billy boy my beloved ❤️”

^^ those are his favorite types of fandom interactions

⤷ brahms heelshire

refuses to have internet

straight up refuses

but I feel like he's the only one who would dislike his fandom

and j mean actively dislike

if he saw how many people call him “stinky wall boy”

Let's just say he would have a fit

only thing he would like is people saying he's better than other male characters

but literally that's it

hates everyone and everything about his fandlm

he thinks of them as lowly or without class

its just best if he never finds out about his fandom

✎ notes . . . I rlly js wanted to do patrick but I actually had a lot of fun doing the others!!

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U.A gets new transfer students and it’s these motherfuckers

How do you think the first day is going

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mother can we keep him

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🚨KOSA is back and being pushed heavily in congress right now

I really hate to do this, but KOSA, the bill that is a mass censorship and surveillance bill that will specifically censor all LGBT content online to "protect kids", is back.

KOSA advocates have brought in support from Elon Musk (I wish I was making this up) and are trying to get him to get Donald Trump to speak out in support of it. (And they lie and tell us it's not an anti-queer bill 🙄). The reason so is because the holdouts that are stopping this from passing are...republicans. It's GOP House leaders Steve Scalise and Mike Johnson. If they succeed and put this in an end of year spending bill, it will be near impossible to get it out and it will most likely be passed. Pro-KOSA advocates were on the hill today pushing hard to pass it. They have a lot of support behind them. There is only two weeks left in congress, so if they don't succeed, it's over.

The ONLY way this bill has stalled so much so far is because of calls driven to congress. It has worked and can still work. Please, spread this as much as you can and call House leadership and spread the word! You don't have to be from their district. You can pretend to be GOP. It doesn't matter, just call and voice your opposition. Trump and Musk clearly have a lot of sway over these people and I'm really scared they will succeed at the last minute!!

Here are their numbers: Scalise: 202-225-3015 Johnson: 202-225-2777

If you don't know what to say, use either call script! It takes less than a minute, I swear.

SOURCE: https://x.com/omaseddiq/status/1866621865793314845?t=9pJm-QRdqJg30E_rVuhINw&s=19

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Imagine thinking you’re not being tone deaf and then proceed to be tone deaf like wow asshole tell me mooooore! I would loooooove to heeeaaar

Also I’ve seen you use your autism as an excuse you pathetic little bitch like seriously? “Our experiences aren’t universal” my ass I feel like you’re just arguing so your dickrider ass can defend your favorite neurotypical when their are other books that are eons better than Percy Jackson

Now take your Zionist ass and stick your dildo replica of R*ordans dick up your pussy with no lube kay or you can choose this instead:

So…..

Your choice bitch

I would like to thank the Percy Jackson fandom for the reason that neurodivergent people are infantilized on a daily basis as well as R*ck R*ordans shitty rewrite on ADHD and Dyslexia and making it like superpowers not actual disorders people suffer from on a daily basis while most of the characters act like neurotypicals.

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The 101 worst things about Trump’s shambolic presidency

Some people seem to have forgotten how bad a president Trump was, so I made a list of the worst things about the Trump presidency, in no particular order. Please share and add anything I missed.

Trump fueled division and sparked a record uptick in hate crimes.

Murder went way up under Trump. He presided over the largest ever single-year increase in homicides in 2020. A number of factors might have contributed to that, but a big one is …

Gun sales broke records under Trump, who has bragged about how he “did nothing” to restrict guns as president in spite of how …

Under Trump, America suffered more than 1,700 mass shootings.

When Hurricane Maria hit Puerto Rico, Trump delayed $20 billion of aid and allowed Puerto Rico to be without power for 181 days.

According to Trump’s former acting Homeland Security secretary, Trump proposed selling the entire island of Puerto Rico.

Trump said there were “very fine people” among the neo-Nazis in Charlottesville.

Trump allied himself with the Proud Boys, a violent hate group who helped orchestrate the January 6 Capitol attack.

Trump has been convicted of committing 34 felonies while in office. All of the criminally false business filings he was convicted of were committed while he was president.

Trump appointed three Supreme Court justices who he knew would overturn Roe v. Wade. As a result, 1 in 3 American women of childbearing age now lives under an abortion ban.

[NOTE: I tried to post the whole list, but it exceeded Tumblr's character limit! See this linked source post for all 101.]

There's so much more, from exchanging “love letters” with North Korea’s brutal dictator to late-night tweet binges.

I can understand why a lot of people want to block all this out of their memories. But we cannot afford to forget just how terrible Trump’s time in the White House was for this nation.

And remember this, too: Trump would have done far worse but for people around him who refused to follow his orders. If he gets another shot at the White House, he’ll make sure he’s surrounded by lapdogs who will do whatever he wants.

We sure as hell can’t afford to put him back there.

— Robert Reich via Substack

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Losers Club as Albums 6/7

Beverly Marsh-Born to Die(2012) // Lana Del Ray

Kiss me hard before you go, summertime sadness, I just wanted you to know, that baby, you the best

Bill / Stan / Eddie / Richie / Ben / Mike

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You have blm in your bio yet you’re harassing a black man over the internet. Weird.

Ok cuntface I’m gonna be as simple as I can

If you have to bring race to every problem when someone rightfully gets called out then you’re not helping you’re actually making everything WORSE for said group

But here’s something that should help you

Hope this helps your delusional brain

more red graphics stamps blinkies

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