What If Stu Really Didn’t Kill Anybody?

“KOSA wont pass, it got rejected the last two times!”

It wasn’t passed because people spoke out against it. People called and emailed their senators. So, CALL / EMAIL YOUR SENATORS. MAKE IT KNOWN THAT WE DO NOT WANT THIS BILL TO PASS!

“But its unconstitutional-“ There’ve been multiple bills passed before that are unconstitutional. This will not be any different to them, they do not care.

STOP KOSA!!!

Fight for the Future

Stop KOSA

KOSA is a censorship bill that won’t make kids safe. Instead, it'll put all internet users at risk, especially youth. If you believe in a fr

Losers Club as Albums 4/7

Richie Tozier-Death of a Bachelor(2016) // PANIC At The Disco

“If crazy equals genius then I'm a fucking arsonist I'm a rocket scientist

Bill/ Stan / Eddie / Ben / Beverly / Mike

Horror Icons as rulers of/or the Planets in order

Based off an au by me & @scionofthehellpriest

Stu Macher-Prince of The Sun

Symbolizes: Ego, Basic Personality, Consciousness, Vitality, Stamina

Billy Loomis- Prince of The Moon

Symbolizes: Unconsciousness, Emotions, Instincts, Habits, Moods

Herbert West-King of Mercury

Symbolizes: Mind, Communication, Intellect, Reason, Language, Intelligence

Tiffany Valentine-Queen of Venus

Symbolizes: Attraction, Love, Relationships, Art, Beauty, Harmony

Ash Williams-King of Mars

Symbolizes: Aggression, Sex, Action, Desire, Competition, Courage, Passion

Patrick Bateman-King of Jupiter

Symbolizes: Luck, Growth, Expansion, Optimism, Abundance, Understanding

Steve Harrington-King of Saturn

Symbolizes: Structure, Law, Restriction, Discipline, Responsibility, Obligation, Ambition

Hannibal Lector-King of Uranus

Symbolizes: Eccentricity, Unpredictable Changes, Rebellion, Reformation

Elisa Esposito-Queen of Neptune

Symbolizes: Dreams, Intuition, Mysticism, Imagination, Delusions

Amanda Young-Queen of Pluto

Symbolizes: Transformation, Power, Death, Rebirth, Evolution

im not trying to harass you. im trying to explain to you that what you are doing is harmful and not only to him in particular

regardless of this specific situation, An alter is not going to be 1:1 to their source. because they arent a character, they are a person. it’s important that you know that.

i will say again that im also not really his friend, im barely an acquaintance. Im just someone trying to set facts straight and receive new facts when provided

Here’s an idea; instead of trying to excuse your besties behavior with how “they can’t help it!” With DID on how their a proshipper and over all a very dangerous person to be around villainizing DID more and helping make even more people villainize and be ableist to them maybe here me out you dumb spineless brainless bitch;

YOU

MAKE

THEM

TAAAAKE

ACCOUNTABILITY!!!!

Don’t worry I put it in big letters since I can tell from my previous responses you can’t read but don’t worry you’re just proving what you’re most proud of! And I got some questions to ask;

Do you feel proud of yourself for helping villainize those with DID and helping even more ableist statements against them and how this will harm them even more just to d ride your buddy who will never pick you in a million years?

Are you proud of the fact that now that everyone knows you’re a trans man who also supports proshipping you proved to everyone trans men can be just as dangerous and toxic as cis men and helping put even more trans lives in danger?

Oh but I guess I know what you’re most proud of?

You’re super proud that you’re so insecure and spineless you have to harass people who rightfully call your buddy out on actual problematic shit that you help villainize DID even more and by doing so many people will associate DID with @seriousandclean putting even more ableist hate crimes against them! And you’re also super proud that you’re an incel with no life who happens to be a trans man and by being and acting like an incel you help prove that even trans men are just as dangerous and toxic as cis men and can’t be trusted and so you just put the whole trans community in danger!

So clap everybody!

Come on clap along since you started this!

Cmon Clap!

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URGENT

KOSA is now being discussed to go into the FAA Reauthorization Bill so I BEG you guys to MAKE A LOT OF NOISE ABOUT KOSA TO SHOW THAT WE HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN ABOUT HOW BAD THESE BILLS ARE. THE CHANCES ARE NOT 0 SO BE LOUD USE www.stopkosa.com

hi omg can i take insp from ur katharine isabelle myscene edit 4 a painting i love that whole post

Yeah sure I guess….

So I went to read the Kids Online Safety Act, thinking that it couldn't possibly be as bad as what people are making it out to be, I mean I'm a lawyer and expert in statutory interpretation, it can't be that bad, right?

Oh no. KOSA IS that bad. It will literally eradicate queer people online.

The bill says that a "covered platform" - broadly defined as "anything on the internet a minor might use" which is literally the entire fucking internet- has a "duty" to protect minors from anything that might harm them, including "sexual exploitation" and other undefined terms

It also gives state attorneys general the ability to sue to enforce it.

So here's exactly what's gonna happen:

Wacko republicans, as they've been doing with increasing force this year and last, are going to sue any and every website in existence, saying that the mere existence of LGBT people online constitutes sexual abuse of minors. And websites are gonna be so afraid of not doing the most that they'll just axe all LGBT everything.

Like. Republicans have been calling all LGBT people groomers and child molesters for years. The lead Republican literally admitted this bill will be used to attack trans people.

This bill is BAD bad. I'm appalled that democrats are lining up behind what is clearly a republican Trojan horse to eradicate LGBT people from the entire internet.

Call your senator

So who wants to be a Robin, batgirl and Catwoman?

Current players in the Muppetverse

(Please be aware this list is only of the players that I know of! If I missed any, or if you want your @ removed, please let me know either via comments or DM!)

For other index posts (from me), check: #index Full list under the Keep Reading.

The man himself:

@the-muppet-joker

@the-muppet-joker's current kins (that we're aware of) (in order of appearance):

Kermit the Frog (The Muppets)

The Joker (DC Comics)

Bro Strider (Homestuck)

Adam (The Bible)

Vriska Serket (Homestuck)

@the-muppet-joker's Family (that we're aware of) (in order of appearance):

Aunt Kimberly

Father

Mother

Uncle Steven (u/ThrowawayWeirdNephew on Reddit)

Archivists/Curators (in alphabetical order):

@amuppetreference

@croakercurator

Delta: @muppetverse-debate

@jokermitfied

Jon: @themuppetarchives / @fearandfelt (both are run by the same account)

Martin: @muppet-blackwood

MJ Archivist: @the-muppet-joker-archive (<- That's me!)

Steve: @croaker-conspiracies

Strange Æons: @strange-aeons (Specifically this video which summarizes a fair bit of the beginning storyline)

@themuppetpoker

u/ThrowawayWeirdNephew on Reddit (@the-muppet-joker's Uncle Steven)

Fans (numbered) (in numerical order):

1/One: @muppetjokernumberonefan

2/Two: @muppetjokernumbertwofan

3/Three: @muppetjokernumberthreefan

5/Five (a): @muppetjokerfannumberfive (blog is inactive)

5/Five (b): @muppetjokernumberfivefan

7/Seven: @muppetjokernumber7fan

8/Eight: @muppetjokernum8ereightfan

11/Eleven: @muppetjokerfannumbereleven

12/Twelve: @12thmuppetjokerfan

16/Sixteen: @themuppetjokernumber16fan

57/Fifty-Seven: @muppetjokernumberfiftysevenfan

69/Sixty-Nine (a): @muppetjokerfan69

69/Sixty-Nine (b): @muppetjokernumbersixtyninefan

69/Sixty-Nine (c): @the-muppet-joker-fan-69

114/One-Hundred-Fourteen: @muppetjokerfan114

420/Four-Hundred-Twenty: @themuppetjokernumber420fan

Idk: @muppetjokerfannumberidk

Next: @nextnumbermuppetjokerfan

Fans (non-numbered) (in alphabetical order):

@clumpyrover123

@fraggled-nightwing

@iluvthecroaker

@iluvthemuppetjoker (blog has been deleted)

@itzamefreddeefatzune

@kermitjokerfanatic (blog has been deleted)

@kremitdeforg

@muppeterfan

@muppetjokercrushing

@muppetjokerfandashie

@muppetjokerfanofextinction (Unable to tag, link to blog)

@muppetjokernonbinaryfan

@muppetjokersbiggestfan

@muppetjoker-art

@muppetjoker-foidfan

@muppetstrider

@pest-control-central

@r0l0way

@themuppetjokerepicfan

@thenewscenemomuppetjokerfan

@topmuppetjokerfan

@muppetstrider

@youngfortunato

Exes (in order of appearance):

Miss Piggy (The Muppets - from kin memories)

Harley Quinn (DC Comics - from kin memories)

Error: @errrrorsans404

Ash (no tumblr account that we know of)

Raven (no tumblr account that we know of)

4/Four: @muppetjokerfannumberfour

Ethan (while not technically an ex, I don't know what other category to place him in) (no tumblr account that we know of)

Rivals (in alphabetical order):

Equius: @equiusagainsttheworld

Denise: @descimatedcroakernightmares

Gonzo Batman: @gonzobatman1 (FKA: @/the-real-croaker)

Gunch: @gunchhorseman

Lee: @bruciemilf (The rivalry was in ~March of 2024, before major traction came to @the-muppet-joker's page)

Mis: @descimatedpiggydreams

@peachyfuck18

Statler: @statleragainstposers

Strange Æons: @strange-aeons

The Pope / God / Catholic Church / Protestants

@therealmuppetjoker

@cabbagex4 (Denny's parking lot fight)

Smuppet ARGs (based on Homestuck) (in alphabetical order):

@burstingatseams

@feltcaverns

@f1uff3rnutt3r

@limplegsakimbo

@softass

@twitchingproboscis

Cypher ARGs (in numerical/alphabetical order):

@143157162162165160164145144

@32972420249658955152

@ew91a25vd21l

@dispatch-base-91 (blog has been deleted)

@dispatcher192-c

Company ARGs (in alphabetical order):

@olipopsoda

@reallacroix (Unable to tag, link to blog)

Fear ARGs (in alphabetical order):

@ceaseless-muppet-watcher (Fear of being watched)

@olipopsoda (Fear of hunger)

Unclassified (more information needed) (in alphabetical order):

If you have more information on what category this/these accounts(s) should be in, please let me know either via comments or DM!

@thestrangemuppetjokerfan111 (I am unsure whether to put them in the fans or rivals category. While, I am personally leaning towards the rivals category, they do not seem to want to be an enemy of @the-muppet-joker)

@trash-panda-anon (I am unsure if this account was created simply to hate on @the-muppet-joker or not, but I am adding them for archiving purposes)

Last Edited: July 9, 2024 — 3:56pm / 15:56 (Pacific Time — US & Canada) Reason: Formatting & Added @trash-panda-anon

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