All I’m Saying Is If Alice In Wonderland And Pinocchio Managed To Get A Dark Gritty Psychological Horror

Moodboard for my friend @peachyfuck18 😊💕

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Here is a link to the US Restrict Act (commonly known as the TikTok ban) as it is currently written.

Please read the actual bill and share even if you do not live in the United States. The precedents this piece of legislation would set would have far reaching impacts on how the internet is used for everyone in the future.

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Hey if it's not too much trouble could you do some cute Billy and Pinhead headcanons?

Of course just let me give it time and you’ll get them but I sure hope you mean father and son as I don’t do age gap relationships

Hey do you think you can do a Jennifer check Stimboard I mean if you’re in the mood that is

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Tim Harley

He's 20 years

His name is Tim but his friends call him Brody

He listens to a lot of underground music but will listen to the distillers

He lives with his uncle who is a mechanic as his dad Dallas was an abusive piece of shit to him and his grandparents often joined in on the beatings before CPS got involved when he was 5 and after pulling a gun on the case worker was sentenced to five years and he now lives with his uncle

He's bisexual and has crush on Mark. Of course Mark shares same feelings as him

He has lots of tattoos of his favorite bands and horror movies

He’s actually more traditional punk like what Matthew Lillard wears during slc punk

And I can totally see Tim helping his uncle as mechanic

And his cousin Sidney who’s five but she loves his punk style and of course he protects her

Tim often takes Sidney to punk concerts and she enjoys them

And they love watching horror movies but his uncle makes Tim take her to Disney princess movies instead but they go to horror movies instead

He’s very tall like around 6’2-6’5 and that’s pretty intimidating to most ppl

And I can totally see Tim helping his uncle as mechanic

And of course while they live in a shitty neighborhood he still beats the shit out of the rich kids who wanna talk shit

Oh yes and luna loves babysitting Sidney.

His favorite bands are X-ray Spex, the distillers, Green Day and the offspring

Tim got a new Chevy that his uncle fixed up for him on his birthday and Tim now loves that car

He and Luna get along cause their the only alt people who know what it’s like to be an outcast

His uncle has a very scary Doberman who hates anyone who isn’t the family

Oh but since Tim introduced luna to his uncle his dog started to like her. Also Tim likes to play guitar

He’s in a band and they usually play at music bars where his friends play and he plays guitar and is the lead singer

Idea for character and headcanons goes to @peachyfuck18

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Okay, now that it's been a few days, and I've had time to process what's happened, it's time to dig into what to do next

Simply put, vote in your midterms. In 2026 33 senate seats will be up for grabs.

*All* house of representative seats will be up for grabs. All 435 of them. Do you know what Trump can do with a congress that's against him? Not much. In 2026 there will be an opportunity to shut this down and give him as much trouble as the republican congress gave Obama. A blue congress means no confirmation for supreme court appointments. It means possibility of impeachment *and* conviction. It means he can be taken out of office, it means that in two years, if enough people vote, he will be effectively shackled

You know what else happens in 2026? Local and state elections. Are you in a state that's dangerously conservative? You can change that. The fact is people don't turn out for mid term elections. They just don't. So even in red states, if enough liberals, progressives, and independents show up, there is an opportunity to take back your state governments.

But the work starts now. Get involved locally. Vote in city counsel elections. Vote for local judges. Vote for sheriff!! Did you know in most places, that's an elected position? You can choose who runs your law enforcement.

Vote for mayor, vote for governor, vote for state legislators. With this administration, the states will be the ones deciding things. Make sure you're creating a place you want to live in. You do have that power. There are several 'red' states that have a higher number of registered democrats than the number of people who voted for Trump. If those people vote in the midterms, then we have hope

This isn't about Harris or the national democratic party and what they've done wrong. This is about your local chapters, the people in *your* communities. This is about your future and the future of this country. Hope is not lost because there are still so many things we can do, and the midterms are the best shot we have at turning this around

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I'M KILLING MYSELF

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Thanks bestie ♡＼(￣▽￣)／♡

Send this to ten other bloggers that you think are wonderful. Keep the game going, make someone smile!!! 💗

Oh man this is going to be a tricky one but I can do it. So 10 bloggers that I think are wonderful:

1. @driverdovess

2. @quillinhand

3. @hurricanepursonafied

4. @hudson-bay-girl

5. @angel-lopes2000

6. @peachyfuck18

7. @beatriz2009silva

8. @inc0rrect

9. @rl-nancyholbrook

10. @i-eat-vinilinum

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So who wants to be a Robin, batgirl and Catwoman?

Current players in the Muppetverse

(Please be aware this list is only of the players that I know of! If I missed any, or if you want your @ removed, please let me know either via comments or DM!)

For other index posts (from me), check: #index Full list under the Keep Reading.

The man himself:

@the-muppet-joker

@the-muppet-joker's current kins (that we're aware of) (in order of appearance):

Kermit the Frog (The Muppets)

The Joker (DC Comics)

Bro Strider (Homestuck)

Adam (The Bible)

Vriska Serket (Homestuck)

@the-muppet-joker's Family (that we're aware of) (in order of appearance):

Aunt Kimberly

Father

Mother

Uncle Steven (u/ThrowawayWeirdNephew on Reddit)

Archivists/Curators (in alphabetical order):

@amuppetreference

@croakercurator

Delta: @muppetverse-debate

@jokermitfied

Jon: @themuppetarchives / @fearandfelt (both are run by the same account)

Martin: @muppet-blackwood

MJ Archivist: @the-muppet-joker-archive (<- That's me!)

Steve: @croaker-conspiracies

Strange Æons: @strange-aeons (Specifically this video which summarizes a fair bit of the beginning storyline)

@themuppetpoker

u/ThrowawayWeirdNephew on Reddit (@the-muppet-joker's Uncle Steven)

Fans (numbered) (in numerical order):

1/One: @muppetjokernumberonefan

2/Two: @muppetjokernumbertwofan

3/Three: @muppetjokernumberthreefan

5/Five (a): @muppetjokerfannumberfive (blog is inactive)

5/Five (b): @muppetjokernumberfivefan

7/Seven: @muppetjokernumber7fan

8/Eight: @muppetjokernum8ereightfan

11/Eleven: @muppetjokerfannumbereleven

12/Twelve: @12thmuppetjokerfan

16/Sixteen: @themuppetjokernumber16fan

57/Fifty-Seven: @muppetjokernumberfiftysevenfan

69/Sixty-Nine (a): @muppetjokerfan69

69/Sixty-Nine (b): @muppetjokernumbersixtyninefan

69/Sixty-Nine (c): @the-muppet-joker-fan-69

114/One-Hundred-Fourteen: @muppetjokerfan114

420/Four-Hundred-Twenty: @themuppetjokernumber420fan

Idk: @muppetjokerfannumberidk

Next: @nextnumbermuppetjokerfan

Fans (non-numbered) (in alphabetical order):

@clumpyrover123

@fraggled-nightwing

@iluvthecroaker

@iluvthemuppetjoker (blog has been deleted)

@itzamefreddeefatzune

@kermitjokerfanatic (blog has been deleted)

@kremitdeforg

@muppeterfan

@muppetjokercrushing

@muppetjokerfandashie

@muppetjokerfanofextinction (Unable to tag, link to blog)

@muppetjokernonbinaryfan

@muppetjokersbiggestfan

@muppetjoker-art

@muppetjoker-foidfan

@muppetstrider

@pest-control-central

@r0l0way

@themuppetjokerepicfan

@thenewscenemomuppetjokerfan

@topmuppetjokerfan

@muppetstrider

@youngfortunato

Exes (in order of appearance):

Miss Piggy (The Muppets - from kin memories)

Harley Quinn (DC Comics - from kin memories)

Error: @errrrorsans404

Ash (no tumblr account that we know of)

Raven (no tumblr account that we know of)

4/Four: @muppetjokerfannumberfour

Ethan (while not technically an ex, I don't know what other category to place him in) (no tumblr account that we know of)

Rivals (in alphabetical order):

Equius: @equiusagainsttheworld

Denise: @descimatedcroakernightmares

Gonzo Batman: @gonzobatman1 (FKA: @/the-real-croaker)

Gunch: @gunchhorseman

Lee: @bruciemilf (The rivalry was in ~March of 2024, before major traction came to @the-muppet-joker's page)

Mis: @descimatedpiggydreams

@peachyfuck18

Statler: @statleragainstposers

Strange Æons: @strange-aeons

The Pope / God / Catholic Church / Protestants

@therealmuppetjoker

@cabbagex4 (Denny's parking lot fight)

Smuppet ARGs (based on Homestuck) (in alphabetical order):

@burstingatseams

@feltcaverns

@f1uff3rnutt3r

@limplegsakimbo

@softass

@twitchingproboscis

Cypher ARGs (in numerical/alphabetical order):

@143157162162165160164145144

@32972420249658955152

@ew91a25vd21l

@dispatch-base-91 (blog has been deleted)

@dispatcher192-c

Company ARGs (in alphabetical order):

@olipopsoda

@reallacroix (Unable to tag, link to blog)

Fear ARGs (in alphabetical order):

@ceaseless-muppet-watcher (Fear of being watched)

@olipopsoda (Fear of hunger)

Unclassified (more information needed) (in alphabetical order):

If you have more information on what category this/these accounts(s) should be in, please let me know either via comments or DM!

@thestrangemuppetjokerfan111 (I am unsure whether to put them in the fans or rivals category. While, I am personally leaning towards the rivals category, they do not seem to want to be an enemy of @the-muppet-joker)

@trash-panda-anon (I am unsure if this account was created simply to hate on @the-muppet-joker or not, but I am adding them for archiving purposes)

Last Edited: July 9, 2024 — 3:56pm / 15:56 (Pacific Time — US & Canada) Reason: Formatting & Added @trash-panda-anon

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KOSA is a censorship bill that won’t make kids safe. Instead, it'll put all internet users at risk, especially youth. If you believe in a free and open internet, tell your lawmakers to reject #KOSA! https://stopkosa.com/

“KOSA wont pass, it got rejected the last two times!”

It wasn’t passed because people spoke out against it. People called and emailed their senators. So, CALL / EMAIL YOUR SENATORS. MAKE IT KNOWN THAT WE DO NOT WANT THIS BILL TO PASS!

“But its unconstitutional-“ There’ve been multiple bills passed before that are unconstitutional. This will not be any different to them, they do not care.

STOP KOSA!!!

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