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So this is a set of expression practices using expressions from an art meme that kind of took on a life of their own and decided to be a whole AU.
The premise is that the gubbermint, in true reactive fashion, decides that metas/speedsters are too powerful to be allowed to just run around. No pun intended. So through a combination of trickery, betrayal, and just not leaving them any options, the speedsters are all rounded up and held in a facility that contains some pretty heavy duty anti-meta dampening fields, etc. However. They were not reckoning on the speedsters’ well honed ability to take apart just about anything with enough time. The speedsters–good and bad–escape.
Picture ID’s: 1. Avery Ho gives a shaky grin, tears pouring from her eyes and dripping from her face, as she says, “Oh my God–You’re alive!” She is shown from the shoulders up, wearing a form fitting but featureless grey bodysuit that covers her to the neck. Light is falling on her in a way that suggests she is in a dark room facing an open door. The image is greyscale aside from her eyes, which are brown.
2. Bart Allen and Ace West cringe back, lit from behind. Both appear disturbed by what they’re looking at, which is in the direction of the viewer. Bart exclaims “Oh grife–” while Ace declares “That is sick”. The boys are wearing grey bodysuits identical to Avery’s, their hands are visible, raised into the picture, and the suits cover everything but their fingertips.The image is greyscale aside from their eyes. Bart’s eyes are golden and Ace’s eyes are brown.
3. Barry Allen and Eobard Thawne are shown in the same grey uniform the younger speedsters have been shown wearing. Barry is walking a little ahead of Eobard. Both men are slightly bloody, Eobard is bruised as well. Barry’s expression is a nervous, strained smile as he glances over his shoulder at Eobard. Barry suggests, “Maybe we won’t have to kill any of them…?” While Eobard, smiling viciously and staring to the side with a predatory look, counters, “Wouldn’t count on it, Care-Barr.” The image is greyscale aside from their eyes and the blood on them, with Barry’s eyes being a light blue and Eobard’s eyes being bright red.
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After Bart returns from space, he doesn’t expect everyone to be happy, least of all Ed.
He just didn’t expect things to go like /this/.
[or, Ed and Bart avoid each other and their relationship is put to the test]
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Hi! If you're still doing requests, can you do fierrochase? No pressure tho ofc!
These two were highly requested.
I got a comment asking for some recs and I thought it’ll be easier to have a masterlist or something in my tumblr and link that
SOOOOO I asked the BatPham server for recs and I’ll just slap them here and add some that come to my mind in no particular order because it’s 4:20 am (blaze it)(not really, kids, dont smoke) and ill comment some ive read personally
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I think it would just be funny if DC made like a HBO Max show or something that’s just the misadventures of their Magic Users.
Like, Zatanna would instantly be the main character, objectively. Her thing could be that she just wants to like- be a regular stage magician but is constantly bombarded with random magic issues.
By association John Constantine would be the acting duo protagonist. I firmly believe he should just be Zatanna’s annoying ex who randomly shows up on her couch. Probably has similar development to his Legends of Tomorrow show counterpart.
Then it’s probably the magic user of the week who summoned an elder god or something. Characters like Ragman and Dr. Fate probably deserve a few focus episodes. There would probably be some magic Atlantan artifact or something that would introduce King Shark. Mainly just to have a romantic plot with John.
Raven and Shazam would weasel their way into “main” character status. Zee and John would probably like- accidentally start raising like a 15-ish Raven, sort of, cuz of the whole Trigon thing. They would probably fight him in a season finale type deal or something.
Billy would just be the biggest chaotic force in the show, would probably have some really amusing scenes as Shazam before he lets them know he’s like barely 14.
Billy would probably bring the seven deadly sins as a plot line with him. So they probably travel to Hell and face/meet them one at a time, working their way to Mammon. Maybe Zatanna gets a cool succubus gf like Chantinelle down there I don’t know.