Things I’ll Not Call You A Whore For:

I'd love to this this alphabet after being commonly used for 1000 years, do you think it would be back to the current one?

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

The next day:

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The Brain from Planet Arous | 1957

what was ''the incident'' at your college

Wait you guys did things? WOAH.

What is something you did today that you are proud of?

i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

reading all those reviews from the poor critics who don't know the source material, praising charlie bushnell as luke, mentioning how his relationship with percy is heartfelt and wholesome.

and all i can think of is

Fanfiction with a Crack premisies but it's so well written that you end up beyond "fucking around to find out" and instead dive right into "highly invested" and then a slippery slope into "absolutely obsessed ngl"

Glow in the dark sword and glow in the dark boyfriend, I bet Nico has glow in the dark stars in the Hades cabin.